Coin Collecting Jokes
15 coin collecting jokes and hilarious coin collecting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coin collecting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Coin Collecting Short Jokes
Short coin collecting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coin collecting humour may include short money collection jokes also.
- I collect coins and old paper money. For our anniversary, my wife surprised me with a $1,000 bill! Unfortunately, it was from Fendi, for a pair of shoes.
- I found an old coin for my collection but can't identify it... ...seriously! I can't make heads, or tails of it!
- I needed some change in my life So I decided to start a coin collection. I know it seems odd but it makes cents to me.
- I didn't realize how crazy my friend became until used his rare coin collection to buy lunch. He didn't have any common cents left.
- How much did the German, fistbump-loving, traditional baker charge for his coin collection? Pump per nickel.
- When Mario collects coins with his cap in Super Mario Odissey,... you for sure know he is very _cappytalistic._
- Do you know why numismatists love Obama? Because they love collecting small change! (Coin collectors)
I'll see myself out! - Coin collecting seems more popular in the bigger cities, whenever i visit one i always have people asking me "Sir, sir do you have any change?" Whatcha looking for fella a 1937 wheat penny??
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Coin Collecting One Liners
Which coin collecting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coin collecting? I can suggest the ones about stamp collector and gold coins.
- Dave the dragon loved to collect shiny gold coins. It had 3 heads and 2 tails.
- Why does Mario collect coins? Trying to make a change :-/
Coin Collecting Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about coin collecting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coin flip jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coin collecting pranks.
At church one Sunday, a teenager made a contribution to the collection plate by dropping in a coin from his pocket.
As he passed the plate along, someone behind him tapped him on the shoulder and handed him a $20 note. Impressed by the person's generosity, the teenager added the $20 to the collection plate.
But then he received another tap on his shoulder and heard a whisper, "Son, that was your $20. It fell out of your pocket."
Michael takes an exam
Michael is taking an exam at his school. All questions are True or False questions. He hasn't studied so he decides to answer all his questions by flipping a coin.
Once the time is up, The teacher collects everyones exams but notices that Michael is still working. The teacher asks why he's still flipping the coin. Michael replies by saying I was just checking my answers.
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Two rich men and a t**... are on top of a building...
...and the two rich men decide that they will each throw a coin off the top of the building, and see who collects it at the bottom. The first man throws a silver coin, but it does not go very far. The second man goes, "Hah! I bet I can throw farther than you!" and throws another silver coin, a bit farther. The t**... says,"I am sure I can throw a bomb farther than the both of you." He then proceeds to lob his bomb a lot further than the other two men.
Once the men get down, they decide to see what happened to the coins and the bomb. At the place where the first man's coin landed, they see a boy crying. "What's wrong?", they ask. The boy replies,"Daddy got killed by a silver coin from the sky!" The two men shrug, and keep on going. They get to the place where the other man's coin landed, and see a girl crying on the sidewalk. "Whats wrong?" they ask again. The girl sobs, "We were outside walking and grandma got hit on the forehead by a silver coin and died!" The two men shrug again and walk off to the place where the bomb landed, expecting a whole family to be in tears. However, when they get to the place, they see a boy laughing his head off in front of a smoking crater, with his dad scratching his head in the background. "What in the world happened here?", asked the businessmen. The boy replies, "Daddy f**... and the house blew up!"