Cohen Jokes
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Funniest Cohen Short Jokes
Short cohen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cohen humour may include short rabbi jokes also.
- Just gonna say... Number of times Leonard Cohen died before Trump was elected - 0
Number of times after - 1
Draw your own conclusions... - I'm glad I got to see Leonard Cohen before he died... It would have been really weird if I'd seen him after.
- An Israeli lands in New Delhi Airport. Reaches the passport control -Name?
-David Cohen
-Age?
-32
-Occupation?
-No, just sightseeing... For now - Micheal Cohen's latest book wasn't as long as I expected ...(Spoiler) It abruptly ended at Chapter 11
- On his first day in prison, Michael Cohen should walk up to the biggest guy in the whole yard and offer to pay him $130,000.
- Sacha Baron Cohen has released a new film about a man that gets hay fever whenever he goes home. "Allergies In Da House" is coming soon.
- A man in jail says " I'm not talking any more until I have my lawyer's present". The guard comes back in an hour with an envelope, and says "Here's you present,Michael Cohen,immunity, start talking".
- In unexpected twist attorney Michael Cohen is suing his Michael Cohen for breach of a confidentiality agreement.
- Did you head about Michael Cohen's youtube series on finding his long lost family in the Czech Republic? He's calling the series the Praguebrothers.
- What do batman and Leonard Cohen have in common? They can't keep track of each fallen robin.
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Cohen One Liners
Which cohen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cohen? I can suggest the ones about temple and synagogue.
- Why can't Sacha Baron Cohen eat nuts? Because of his Ali G
- Michael Cohen's new book ends the same way as Trump's stories. At chapter 11.
- Who is Sean Hannity's Favorite Movie Director? The Cohen Brother.
- Did you hear that the President's lawyer is going to prison? He ain't Cohen nowhere.
- Don't be so hard on Cohen. After all, he only had a law 'practice'.
- What is Sacha Baron Cohen's favorite ion? Borate.
- Did you hear about the two witches caught in New England? Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort
- I heard Cohen brothers are back in business. They are called BitCohen now.
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What funny jokes about cohen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orthodox jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cohen pranks.
Abortion bill
Trump is sitting in the oval office when mike pence walks in. Pence says, here's the abortion bill you just need to sign it Mr. President
Trump replies "I thought Michael cohen paid for that"
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Confession
A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father O'Malley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. I'm seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I'm currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I've never felt better." "My good man," says the priest, "I think you've come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?" And the guy goes: "I'm telling everybody!"
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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box.
A Jewish guy goes into a confession box.
Father O'Malley, he says, my name is Emil Cohen. I'm seventy-eight years old. Believe it or not, I'm currently involved with a twenty-eight-year-old girl, and also, on the side, her nineteen-year-old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I've never felt better.
My good man, says the priest, I think you've come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?
And the guy goes: I'm telling everybody!
