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Funniest Cohen Short Jokes

Short cohen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cohen humour may include short rabbi jokes also.

  1. Just gonna say... Number of times Leonard Cohen died before Trump was elected - 0
    Number of times after - 1
    Draw your own conclusions...
  2. I'm glad I got to see Leonard Cohen before he died... It would have been really weird if I'd seen him after.
  3. An Israeli lands in New Delhi Airport. Reaches the passport control -Name?
    -David Cohen
    -Age?
    -32
    -Occupation?
    -No, just sightseeing... For now
  4. Micheal Cohen's latest book wasn't as long as I expected ...(Spoiler) It abruptly ended at Chapter 11
  5. On his first day in prison, Michael Cohen should walk up to the biggest guy in the whole yard and offer to pay him $130,000.
  6. Sacha Baron Cohen has released a new film about a man that gets hay fever whenever he goes home. "Allergies In Da House" is coming soon.
  7. A man in jail says " I'm not talking any more until I have my lawyer's present". The guard comes back in an hour with an envelope, and says "Here's you present,Michael Cohen,immunity, start talking".
  8. In unexpected twist attorney Michael Cohen is suing his Michael Cohen for breach of a confidentiality agreement.
  9. Did you head about Michael Cohen's youtube series on finding his long lost family in the Czech Republic? He's calling the series the Praguebrothers.
  10. What do batman and Leonard Cohen have in common? They can't keep track of each fallen robin.

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Cohen One Liners

Which cohen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cohen? I can suggest the ones about temple and synagogue.

  1. Why can't Sacha Baron Cohen eat nuts? Because of his Ali G
  2. Michael Cohen's new book ends the same way as Trump's stories. At chapter 11.
  3. Who is Sean Hannity's Favorite Movie Director? The Cohen Brother.
  4. Did you hear that the President's lawyer is going to prison? He ain't Cohen nowhere.
  5. Don't be so hard on Cohen. After all, he only had a law 'practice'.
  6. What is Sacha Baron Cohen's favorite ion? Borate.
  7. Did you hear about the two witches caught in New England? Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort
  8. I heard Cohen brothers are back in business. They are called BitCohen now.

Cohen joke, I heard Cohen brothers are back in business.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cohen can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cohen puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about cohen you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean orthodox jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cohen prank.

Abortion bill

Trump is sitting in the oval office when mike pence walks in. Pence says, here's the abortion bill you just need to sign it Mr. President
Trump replies "I thought Michael cohen paid for that"

Manafort and Cohen flip on the President. Trump is convicted of treason. He is 'hung by the neck until dead.' Miraculously, minutes after his hanging, he walks out of the gallows and addresses the press:

"Fake noose, folks."

Confession

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father O'Malley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. I'm seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I'm currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I've never felt better." "My good man," says the priest, "I think you've come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?" And the guy goes: "I'm telling everybody!"

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box.

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box.
Father O'Malley, he says, my name is Emil Cohen. I'm seventy-eight years old. Believe it or not, I'm currently involved with a twenty-eight-year-old girl, and also, on the side, her nineteen-year-old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I've never felt better.
My good man, says the priest, I think you've come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?
And the guy goes: I'm telling everybody!

Father Sullivan and Rabbi Cohen were sitting on a park bench discussing the differences and similarities of their respective religions.

After some time, a young boy rode by on a bicycle. Father Sullivan leaned over and whispered to Rabbi Cohen, wow look that kid, I'd really like to screw him.
To which Rabbi Cohen replied, what do you mean 'screw him'? Screw him out of WHAT?

Cohen joke, Don't be so hard on Cohen.

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The impact of these cohen jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.