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The bad news is, one of the earliest signs of cognitive impairment is the inability to finish sentences.
The good news Is
A doctor diagnosed me with...
... Paranoid Schizophrenia.
But he's just out to get me. So are you.
... Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Which means I am AWESOME!
... Multiple Personality Disorder.
But we don't believe him.
... Expressive Aphasia.
Cheddar concrete levitates archetypal moonbeams.
... Dementia.
But I maintain full cognitive... Um. What was the question?
I went to the doctor to get a cognitive test.
The cardiologist told me You're not very bright but your hearts in the right place.
A Cognitive psychologist asks a concussed man to count from one to ten.
The man does as he is told and counts : " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 "
"Alright then, everything seems normal. Now could you count all the even numbers from one to ten please"
The man counts: "1, 3, 5, 7, 9"
"That's odd"
I studied cognitive development for ten years.
Didn't learn a thing...
What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?
NO-HAM CHOMPSKY
What do you call it when a football player gets so many concussions it starts to degrade their cognition?
Touchdowns
Study shows no long-term cognitive benefit to breastfeeding.
Well clearly they didn't study enough.
I am visiting my old neighbourhood, where many of the cognitive scientists lived...
I will be going down the memory lane.
Football players are concerned about concussions affecting cognitive abilities
But I don't think they are that big of a deal; I've had a few and I'm doing ju
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