Following is our collection of neural puns and abnormalities one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cognitive jokes for adults, dirty syllabus jokes and clean resource dad gags for kids.
... Paranoid Schizophrenia.
But he's just out to get me. So are you.
... Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Which means I am AWESOME!
... Multiple Personality Disorder.
But we don't believe him.
... Expressive Aphasia.
Cheddar concrete levitates archetypal moonbeams.
... Dementia.
But I maintain full cognitive... Um. What was the question?
Didn't learn a thing...
NO-HAM CHOMPSKY
Cause you're showing signs of deranged cognitive abilities in your brain highly suggestive of Post-concussion syndrome.
I will be going down the memory lane.
Well clearly they didn't study enough.
It was a six year course and I learned nothing.
'Cause apparently "concentration camp" isn't politically correct
But I don't think they are that big of a deal; I've had a few and I'm doing ju
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.