The Best 11 Cognitive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cognitive jokes. There are some cognitive abnormalities jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cognitive resource puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cognitive Jokes and Puns

I went to the doctor to get a cognitive test.

The cardiologist told me You're not very bright but your hearts in the right place.

A Cognitive psychologist asks a concussed man to count from one to ten.

The man does as he is told and counts : " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 "


"Alright then, everything seems normal. Now could you count all the even numbers from one to ten please"


The man counts: "1, 3, 5, 7, 9"


"That's odd"

A doctor diagnosed me with...

... Paranoid Schizophrenia.
But he's just out to get me. So are you.

... Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Which means I am AWESOME!

... Multiple Personality Disorder.
But we don't believe him.

... Expressive Aphasia.
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... Dementia.
But I maintain full cognitive... Um. What was the question?

I studied cognitive development for ten years.

Didn't learn a thing...

What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?

NO-HAM CHOMPSKY


Girl, did you fall out of heaven?

Cause you're showing signs of deranged cognitive abilities in your brain highly suggestive of Post-concussion syndrome.

Study shows no long-term cognitive benefit to breastfeeding.

Well clearly they didn't study enough.

I am visiting my old neighbourhood, where many of the cognitive scientists lived...

I will be going down the memory lane.

Football players are concerned about concussions affecting cognitive abilities

But I don't think they are that big of a deal; I've had a few and I'm doing ju

We'll call it "The cognitive and behavioral fun time vacation for people with ADHD"

'Cause apparently "concentration camp" isn't politically correct

I studied cognitive development at university.

It was a six year course and I learned nothing.

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