Cognitive Jokes

Following is our collection of neural puns and abnormalities one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cognitive jokes for adults, dirty syllabus jokes and clean resource dad gags for kids.

The Best Cognitive Puns

A doctor diagnosed me with...

... Paranoid Schizophrenia.
But he's just out to get me. So are you.

... Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Which means I am AWESOME!

... Multiple Personality Disorder.
But we don't believe him.

... Expressive Aphasia.
Cheddar concrete levitates archetypal moonbeams.

... Dementia.
But I maintain full cognitive... Um. What was the question?

I studied cognitive development for ten years.

Didn't learn a thing...

What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?


Girl, did you fall out of heaven?

Cause you're showing signs of deranged cognitive abilities in your brain highly suggestive of Post-concussion syndrome.

I am visiting my old neighbourhood, where many of the cognitive scientists lived...

I will be going down the memory lane.

Study shows no long-term cognitive benefit to breastfeeding.

Well clearly they didn't study enough.

I studied cognitive development at university.

It was a six year course and I learned nothing.

We'll call it "The cognitive and behavioral fun time vacation for people with ADHD"

'Cause apparently "concentration camp" isn't politically correct

Football players are concerned about concussions affecting cognitive abilities

But I don't think they are that big of a deal; I've had a few and I'm doing ju

There is an abundance of psychological jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes and cognitive puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any brain witze you can hear about cognitive.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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