Following is our collection of funny Cognitive jokes. There are some cognitive abnormalities jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cognitive resource puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
The cardiologist told me You're not very bright but your hearts in the right place.
... Paranoid Schizophrenia.
But he's just out to get me. So are you.
... Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Which means I am AWESOME!
... Multiple Personality Disorder.
But we don't believe him.
... Expressive Aphasia.
Cheddar concrete levitates archetypal moonbeams.
... Dementia.
But I maintain full cognitive... Um. What was the question?
Didn't learn a thing...
NO-HAM CHOMPSKY
Cause you're showing signs of deranged cognitive abilities in your brain highly suggestive of Post-concussion syndrome.
Well clearly they didn't study enough.
I will be going down the memory lane.
But I don't think they are that big of a deal; I've had a few and I'm doing ju
'Cause apparently "concentration camp" isn't politically correct
It was a six year course and I learned nothing.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cognitive psychological jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working cognitive brain piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.