Coffin Halloween Jokes
4 coffin halloween jokes and hilarious coffin halloween puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coffin halloween that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Coffin Halloween Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good coffin halloween joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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This one's a groaner for sure, but still fun. Happy Halloween!
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him, he hears
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket b**... its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man sprints toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping-clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud c**... the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and.......
The coffin stops
How did one vampire give COVID to the other one?
By coffin on him!
Happy Halloween :)
What's going to be the scariest Halloween decoration this year?
Coffin
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A late halloween joke
What did one cemetery say to the one that was sick?
Hey man are you ok? I can see you're coffin.
(Ugh kill me now)
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