Coffees Jokes

Following is our collection of cappuccino puns and beverage one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Coffees jokes for adults, dirty caffeine jokes and clean toasters dad gags for kids.

The Best Coffees Puns

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Two coffees were walking down the street...

One of them was mugged!

Starbucks has starting to offer free drinks during funerals

They acknowledged the need for mourning coffees

You guys know why I don't drink fancy coffees?

cos they cost a latte.

A Roman walks into a cafe

A Roman walks into a cafe with four of his friends. He holds up two fingers and says, "Five coffees please."


How can you tell if a barista is angry with you ?

He gives you four coffees .....

An old couple lay dying of cancer

The wife turns to the husband and says "I have a confession to make. For years I switched the sugar in your coffee with powdered asbestos."

A tear comes to the husband's eyes he replies that he too has a confession to make. "I switched our coffees because you loved sweets. This tumor is hereditary."

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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