The Best 8 Coffees Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coffees jokes. There are some coffees beverage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coffees toasters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Coffees Jokes and Puns

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Two lawyers walk into a restaurant.

They put their briefcases on the floor and order two coffees. They get their coffee and pull out lunches from their briefcases.

"Sorry," the waitress says, "You can`t eat your own food here."

The lawyers look at one another, shrug their shoulders and swap sandwiches.

Two coffees were walking down the street...

One of them was mugged!

Starbucks has starting to offer free drinks during funerals

They acknowledged the need for mourning coffees

You guys know why I don't drink fancy coffees?

cos they cost a latte.


A Roman walks into a cafe

A Roman walks into a cafe with four of his friends. He holds up two fingers and says, "Five coffees please."

An old couple lay dying of cancer

The wife turns to the husband and says "I have a confession to make. For years I switched the sugar in your coffee with powdered asbestos."

A tear comes to the husband's eyes he replies that he too has a confession to make. "I switched our coffees because you loved sweets. This tumor is hereditary."

How can you tell if a barista is angry with you ?

He gives you four coffees .....

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the coffees iced jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working coffees espresso piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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