Coffee Maker Jokes

24 coffee maker jokes and hilarious coffee maker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coffee maker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Coffee Maker Short Jokes

Short coffee maker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coffee maker humour may include short coffee mug jokes also.

  1. Instead of water, I put redbull in the the back of my coffee maker this morning I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
  2. My wife told me that before I come to bed, she'd like me to start the dishwasher, set the coffee maker, and bring her some water. I said, "Ok, but I'm bound to forget one of those two things."
  3. When I was a kid, I goofed around with my dad's coffee maker before he got done cleaning it. I managed to get myself grounded.
  4. I tried washing my coffee maker today Now I'm no longer allowed in Starbucks unless the barista has the restraining order removed.
  5. What was the last thing that went through the bug's mind before he splatted against the car's windshield? "Did I turn off the coffee maker?"
  6. I think they should engineer a coffee maker that tells you jokes as it's brewing. I'm sure it would cause a brew-ha-ha.
  7. Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
  8. My local p**... dealer really had it figured out He also sells coffee makers and multi-colored mugs

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Coffee Maker One Liners

Which coffee maker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coffee maker? I can suggest the ones about brew coffee and coffee cup.

  1. I just got a futuristic coffee maker. It was a ground-breaking development.
  2. Coffee maker in the IT department doesn't work Try reinstalling java.
  3. Wife: "Why is this giant bra on the coffee maker?" Husband: "You said you needed k cups."
  4. What do you call a Finnish coffee maker? A perkele-tor!
  5. How do you make a coffee maker cry? With a very dark roast.
  6. What kind of coffee maker did a French reporter's wife buy him? A French Press.
  7. How does a coffee maker know it might be pregnant? It's period is a little LATTE.

Coffee Maker Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about coffee maker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean java coffee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coffee maker pranks.

I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on."

After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied, "…but I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now…"

I am looking for other military jokes.

**What's The Difference?**
Do you want to know the difference between the branches of the U.S. military? If you say to them "Secure that building!"
* THE ARMY will go in k**... down doors, lay down suppressive fire, neutralize all hostiles and safely recover any civilians.
* THE MARINES will set up a razor wire perimiter, establish patrols, and deny access to unauthorized personnel.
* THE NAVY will unplug the coffee maker and turn off the computers and lights before leaving for the day.
* THE AIR FORCE will lease it for six years, with an option to buy.