The Best 10 Coed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coed jokes. There are some coed faculty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coed student puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Coed Jokes and Puns

Bench Bros...

Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a busty coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. One guy turns to his spotter and says "hey you think that's a push up bra?" And his spotter says "nah brah, that's a squat"

Engineering student show up to his lab partner's house with a new bike...

His partner says, "wow.. that's a pretty nice bike you got there."
Engineering student says, "yeah, I was outside my dorm last night when a co-ed rode up on it. She was really drunk. She threw the bike on the ground and took off all of her clothes and said 'you can have whatever you want.'"
Partner says, "it's a good thing you chose the bike... I don't think the clothes would have fit you."

TIL that curling used to be coed...

But the decision was made to segregate because the committee felt the female members had an unfair advantage, being naturally better sweepers.

Coed joke, TIL that curling used to be coed...

Why did the coed have sex with a Mexican?

Her professor told her if she wanted to pass, she had to do an essay

Someone explain the joke

The linguist's husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised." She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."


Two engineering students meet on campus one day

The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have anything you want!'" "Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

The hot coed approaches her professor...

She opens up a button on her blouse, tilts down her glasses and says, "I'd do *anything* to get an A in this class..."

The professor, agitated, says "**Anything**?"

"**Anything**" as she traces her finger down his chest.

The professor leans over, and whispers in her ear...

"Study"

Coed joke, The hot coed approaches her professor...

"I'm going to go play pickup"

"Pickup soccer or pickup women?"

"Both. It's a coed team"

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

The Southern Boy and the Ivy League Girl

A southern guy approaches a beautiful coed and tries to make conversation: "So, where d'yall go to skewl?" -He asks.

"Yale." -She answers

"WHERE D' YALL GO TO SKEWL?!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the coed aerospace jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working coed highschool piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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