Coed Jokes

Following is our collection of dormitory puns and faculty one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Coed jokes for adults, dirty tact jokes and clean student dad gags for kids.

The Best Coed Puns

Bench Bros...

Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a busty coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. One guy turns to his spotter and says "hey you think that's a push up bra?" And his spotter says "nah brah, that's a squat"

Engineering student show up to his lab partner's house with a new bike...

His partner says, "wow.. that's a pretty nice bike you got there."
Engineering student says, "yeah, I was outside my dorm last night when a co-ed rode up on it. She was really drunk. She threw the bike on the ground and took off all of her clothes and said 'you can have whatever you want.'"
Partner says, "it's a good thing you chose the bike... I don't think the clothes would have fit you."

TIL that curling used to be coed...

But the decision was made to segregate because the committee felt the female members had an unfair advantage, being naturally better sweepers.

Why did the coed have sex with a Mexican?

Her professor told her if she wanted to pass, she had to do an essay

Someone explain the joke

The linguist's husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised." She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."


Two engineering students meet on campus one day

The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have anything you want!'" "Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."

The hot coed approaches her professor...

She opens up a button on her blouse, tilts down her glasses and says, "I'd do *anything* to get an A in this class..."

The professor, agitated, says "**Anything**?"

"**Anything**" as she traces her finger down his chest.

The professor leans over, and whispers in her ear...

"Study"

The Southern Boy and the Ivy League Girl

A southern guy approaches a beautiful coed and tries to make conversation: "So, where d'yall go to skewl?" -He asks.

"Yale." -She answers

"WHERE D' YALL GO TO SKEWL?!"

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

"I'm going to go play pickup"

"Pickup soccer or pickup women?"

"Both. It's a coed team"

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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