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Coding Love Jokes

6 coding love jokes and hilarious coding love puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coding love that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Coding Love Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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3 surgeons were arguing on the golf course about who makes the best patients.

The first one said he loved librarians to operate on. When you open them up, every part is in alphabitical order. The second doc said no, electricians are the best! Everything inside is color coded. The third doc said he had spent most of his career working in D C. That the absolute best surgical patients were polliticians. Their heads are interchangable with theirs a**... and they have no internal organs as they are completely full of s**...!

You know it's love when

you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code.

Her: I love coding

Me: U R 2 6 C i 1 2 4 Q
Her: i 1 2 1/2 6 w/ U, 2

Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.

I hate different kinds of problems in this world

and I would love to change the world , but they won't give me the source code.

"For Dummies"

In an effort to reinvigorate my interest in reading, I decided to visit Barnes and Noble. I walked past the romance section, I strolled by the mystery books, until I came across the "For Dummies" series.
For those that don't know, *For Dummies* is a series that explains things in a simplistic manner, so that anyone can try to understand them.
I found *Java for Dummies.* That's great! I wouldn't mind learning how to code.
I found *Violins for Dummies.* That's fantastic! I'd love to learn violin.
Then, I came across *Athletic Scholarships for Dummies.*
I never realized they came in any other way.

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