Coding Language Jokes
9 coding language jokes and hilarious coding language puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coding language that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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This actually just happened...
*Wife: I wanna get into coding.
*Me: Oh, that sounds fun. You might even earn some
money on the side while you're at home. What language
did you wana code in ?
*Wife: English. Duh!
What language did the Viking secret service use to communicate in secret?
Norse code.
Whenever I need to code..
BASIC is my go to language.
After replacing their old C++ code with Google's new programming language, Tinder can now automatically detect its users' age
This is because it's a Carbon dating app.
I like to write my code comments in a foreign language.
Please pardon my French.
TIL there was once a serial killer that created his own language involving clicks and taps.
He called it Remorse Code .
What is Anon's favorite coding language?
Fortran
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A husband and wife decide on a code language whenever they feel like having s**.
.. to escape the attention of their son. According to the code language, the wife will be the typewriter and the husband will act as the typist. However, they had a petty quarrel a few days ago and were not talking to each other. One day the husband gets into the mood and he can’t hold any longer. So he sends a word to his wife through the son. The son comes and tells her, “Mom, dad wants to use the typewriter.” The wife was having her period at that time and she thought for a while and said, “Tell dad, he can’t because the red ribbon is on now,” she said. However, the husband misunderstands that it was a deliberate excuse on her part. Next day the son comes to his dad on an errand from his mom this time and tells him, “Dad, mom said it is okay now; the red ribbon is removed and you can type.” The husband then tells his son, “Tell your mom I don’t need to type now. It was urgent, so I've already written with my hand!”
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A husband and wife decide on a code language whenever they feel like having s**.
.. to escape the attention of their son. According to the code language, the wife will be the typewriter and the husband will act as the typist. However, they had a petty quarrel a few days ago and were not talking to each other. One day the husband gets into the mood and he can’t hold any longer. So he sends a word to his wife through the son. The son comes and tells her, “Mom, dad wants to use the typewriter.” The wife was having her period at that time and she thought for a while and said, “Tell dad, he can’t because the red ribbon is on now,” she said. However, the husband misunderstands that it was a deliberate excuse on her part. Next day the son comes to his dad on an errand from his mom this time and tells him, “Dad, mom said it is okay now; the red ribbon is removed and you can type.” The husband then tells his son, “Tell your mom I don’t need to type now. It was urgent, so I've already written with my hand!”
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