Coding Jokes

Funniest Coding Short Jokes

Short coding jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coding humour may include short codes jokes also.

1. Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes. But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.
2. Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks
3. We all know the zip code to Beverly Hills, it's 90210. But do you remember the one for Dawson's Creek? It's 90108 (for our lives to be over)
4. 99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around...
   127 little bugs in the code.
5. 99 programming bugs in the code .
   99 programming bugs.
   Take one down, patch it all up.
   111 programming bugs in the code.
6. How do viking ships communicate with each other? Norse code
   I'm gonna keep making these jokes until one blows up
7. A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying.
8. I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far. ​
   He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of years now and hasn't tweeted them yet.
9. 99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh.
10. I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far. He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet.

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Coding One Liners

Which coding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coding? I can suggest the ones about script and computer programming.

1. What does a programmer wear? Whatever is in the dress code.
2. Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plan? The Jedi Code forbids attachments.
3. What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code
4. Why do they have bar codes on the returning swedish fleet? So they can Scandinavian.
5. A journalist asked a programmer:- What makes code bad? No comment.
6. Trinity: "I really can't stay." Neo: "Baby it's code outside."
7. Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? No comment.
8. What did the HTML coding dog say? Href Href!
9. The nuclear launch codes have been updated. Now they're 281 letters long.
10. Use the promo code Netflix for 15% off of your grades
11. Why can't Buddhists learn binary code? Because they are at one with everything.
12. Use promo code 'NETFLIX' to get 50% off your grades.
13. Yo mama is so fat that she needs cheat codes for the Wii fit
14. Homie: Do you know how to write "s" in morse code? Me: ...
15. •••---•••. I regret that Remorse code

Coding Bug Jokes

Here is a list of funny coding bug jokes and even better coding bug puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• 99 bugs in my code, 99 bugs in my code... Take one down, fix em' around, 404 bugs in my code.
• 99 critical bugs in the code... 99 critical bugs. Track one down, patch it when found... 100 critical bugs in the code.
• 24 bugs in the code 24 bugs in the code... Take one down patch it all out... 78 bugs in the code...
• Bugs in C code should be called fishes Because fishes are found in the sea
• I hate it when mosquitoes land on my computer screen when I'm working... ...it's bugging my code
• Programmer Joke 99 Bugs in the Code
  99 Bugs in the Code
  Take one out, patch it up,
  132 Bugs in the Code.
• [Programming] s**... Bugs... 99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. Take one down, pass it around, 127 bugs in the code.
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Coding Language Jokes

Here is a list of funny coding language jokes and even better coding language puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What language did the Viking secret service use to communicate in secret? Norse code.
• Whenever I need to code.. BASIC is my go to language.
• After replacing their old C++ code with Google's new programming language, Tinder can now automatically detect its users' age This is because it's a Carbon dating app.
• I like to write my code comments in a foreign language. Please pardon my French.
• What do the Vikings call their silent language? Norse Code
• TIL there was once a serial killer that created his own language involving clicks and taps. He called it Remorse Code .
• What is Anon's favorite coding language? Fortran

Coding Inside Jokes

Here is a list of funny coding inside jokes and even better coding inside puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the man say inside a simulation of Antarctica? This is really code.
• If you're on Wall-street, where is your nearest welfare office located? Inside of the U.S. tax code.

Coding Love Jokes

Here is a list of funny coding love jokes and even better coding love puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You know it's love when you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code.
• I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
• Her: I love coding Me: U R 2 6 C i 1 2 4 Q
  Her: i 1 2 1/2 6 w/ U, 2
• Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
• I hate different kinds of problems in this world and I would love to change the world , but they won't give me the source code.

Hilarious Fun Coding Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about coding you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean program jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coding pranks.