Codeword Jokes
4 codeword jokes and hilarious codeword puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about codeword that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A boy takes his girlfriend to his room to have s**..., while his little brother is sleeping on the bottom bunk
They climb up to the top bunk.
The boy turns to the girl and says "Okay, in case my brother wakes up, we'll use codewords say 'tomato' if you want me to go faster and 'lettuce' to change position."
She agrees, and they start having s**.... At first, the girl whispers "lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato".
Five minutes in, she is getting louder, almost screaming "lettuce, tomato!!"
Suddenly, the little brother wakes up, and shouts "Can you guys stop making sandwiches up there?! You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed!"
A couple decide to give s**... a codeword...
because of their young children they decide to call having s**... "doing the wash"
One day the father comes home to find his wife on the couch watching her soaps and the kids running around the house, and he asks, "honey, let's go to our room and *do the wash*!
She says, "Not now, I'm just really into these soaps right now, give me a half hour or so..."
When she's done she finds him and asks him if he's still ready to "do the wash" and he replies,
"Naw, it was a small load and I did it by hand, anyway."
My girlfriend and I use "laundry" as a code-word for s**....
Her dad asked me why I couldn't do the laundry by myself so I told him "it's a big load".
Young couple codewords
The bashfull newlyweds decided to talk about "laundry" when one was interested in s**.... A Year later, when the new was off, the Husband asked "do you want to help me do the laundry tonight?"
Wife: "No, I am too tired".
The next night: "I have a headache". Next
On the following night: "I just don't feel like it".
Finally wife says: "How about doing the Laundry tonight".
Hubby's reply: "No worries, Dear, it was just a small load and I did it by hand!"
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