Codes Jokes

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The Best Codes Puns

Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

Why do they have bar codes on the returning Swedish fleet?

So they can Scandinavian.

I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far.



He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of years now and hasn't tweeted them yet.

I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far.

He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet.


Why do all Swedish military ships have bar codes on them?

So when the come to port, they can just Scan da navy in!

The Pentagon is in the middle of switching up their nuclear codes..

They want them to be longer, in order to make them more secure. It's not because they're worried about spies cracking the codes. It's just that they want them to be over 140 characters so Trump can't tweet them out.

The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.

All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …

The nuclear launch codes have been updated.

Now they're 281 letters long.

Tank tops shouldn't be against school dress codes

After all, we have a right to bare arms.

Yo mama is so fat that she needs cheat codes for the Wii fit


Why did the Norwegians put bar codes on the sides of all their ships?

So when the come into port they can Scandinavian

Trump administration is good

because its been more than 100 days and he still hasn't tweeted the nuclear launch codes

Did you hear that Google has tied every single one of their programs to their browser?

I guess you could say that *all codes lead to Chrome*.

Why is Denmark putting giant bar codes on all of their ships?

So as they come back to port, they can scandinavian.

yo mama is so fat......

she used cheat codes to WII fit

Why do Denmark, Norway, and Sweden put bar codes on the sides of their military ships?

So when they come in to port, they can just Scandinavian.

Why does Denmark have bar codes on all of its ships?

So that when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why don't they need dress codes in Kentucky?

They already have the same genes.


I'm selling Amazon gift codes on eBay.

If anyone's interested, they are in a mint condition and only used once.

My rapper friend has started a really successful gardening tool delivery business.

He's got hoes in different area codes.

If you have a daughter, let her marry a programmer.

They are men with codes.

I think I'm starting to see why it's a bad idea to give Trump access to nuclear launch codes...

He'll just fire them

I think that the nuclear launch codes should be kept in the hands of women, and those codes should also represent the number of sexual partners they have had.

That way they will never give up the real numbers under any circumstances.

We don't have to worry about Trump having the nuclear launch codes.

His hands are too small to push the button.

The Nigerian football team is disappointed with Saturdays performance.

They will personally refund all tickets and travel expenses to their fans. Just send them bank details, sort codes and and PIC'S to allow them to send the money directly.

They should hide the nuclear codes from Trump by putting it somewhere he would never look

In a book for example.

Why does Norway put bar codes on the side of their boats?

So when they come back they can Scandinavian

Pay attention to funeral dress codes

Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero

What do Ludacris and Home Depot have in common?

They both have hoes in different area codes.

I wouldn't mind hilary clinton being president.

At least the nuclear launch codes would get deleted.

How do you describe a thick girl who codes Java and Ruby?

"baby got back-end"

Why do Norwegians and Swedes put bar codes on their military ships?

So when they dock, they can Scandinavian.

Do you know when the Norwegian navy puts bar codes on the sides of their ships coming into Oslo?

It's so they can Scandinavian.

(Don't make me sounds it out for you)

Why do Swedish, Norwegian, and Finnish military ocean vessels have bar codes on the sides?

So when they come home they can ...

scan da navy in

Did you know that all of the boats in Norway have bar codes on the side?

So when the ships come to harbor they can Scandanavian.

Why does Sweden's ships have Bar codes on them?

So they can Scandinavian!

What does a successful farmer and Ludacris have in common?

They both have hoes in different area codes.

I'm not worried about who has the nuclear codes...

... pretty sure the keypad is child proof.

Why did the Norwegian navy put bar codes on their ships?

Because when they dock, they can Scandinavian.

Why do Norway's ships have UPC codes on their hulls?

Who do Norway, Sweden, and Finland place large bar codes on all their military vessels?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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