The Best 38 Codes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Codes jokes. There are some codes scandinavian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these codes zip code puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Codes Jokes and Puns

Pay attention to funeral dress codes

Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero

If you have a daughter, let her marry a programmer.

They are men with codes.

What does a successful farmer and Ludacris have in common?

They both have hoes in different area codes.

Codes joke, What does a successful farmer and Ludacris have in common?

Yo mama is so fat that she needs cheat codes for the Wii fit

I think I'm starting to see why it's a bad idea to give Trump access to nuclear launch codes...

He'll just fire them


What do Ludacris and Home Depot have in common?

They both have hoes in different area codes.

Did you hear that Google has tied every single one of their programs to their browser?

I guess you could say that *all codes lead to Chrome*.

Codes joke, Did you hear that Google has tied every single one of their programs to their browser?

I wouldn't mind hilary clinton being president.

At least the nuclear launch codes would get deleted.

We don't have to worry about Trump having the nuclear launch codes.

His hands are too small to push the button.

I'm not worried about who has the nuclear codes...

... pretty sure the keypad is child proof.

I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far.

He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet.

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Why do they have bar codes on the returning Swedish fleet?

So they can Scandinavian.

Tank tops shouldn't be against school dress codes

After all, we have a right to bare arms.

How do you describe a thick girl who codes Java and Ruby?

"baby got back-end"

Trump administration is good

because its been more than 100 days and he still hasn't tweeted the nuclear launch codes

The Pentagon is in the middle of switching up their nuclear codes..

They want them to be longer, in order to make them more secure. It's not because they're worried about spies cracking the codes. It's just that they want them to be over 140 characters so Trump can't tweet them out.

Codes joke, The Pentagon is in the middle of switching up their nuclear codes..

The nuclear launch codes have been updated.

Now they're 281 letters long.

yo mama is so fat......

she used cheat codes to WII fit

Why do all Swedish military ships have bar codes on them?

So when the come to port, they can just Scan da navy in!


They should hide the nuclear codes from Trump by putting it somewhere he would never look

In a book for example.

Why did the Norwegian navy put bar codes on their ships?

Because when they dock, they can Scandinavian.

Why do Norway's ships have UPC codes on their hulls?

Why does Norway put bar codes on the side of their boats?

So when they come back they can Scandinavian

Why don't they need dress codes in Kentucky?

They already have the same genes.

Why does Sweden's ships have Bar codes on them?

So they can Scandinavian!

The Nigerian football team is disappointed with Saturdays performance.

They will personally refund all tickets and travel expenses to their fans. Just send them bank details, sort codes and and PIC'S to allow them to send the money directly.

The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.

All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …

I think that the nuclear launch codes should be kept in the hands of women, and those codes should also represent the number of sexual partners they have had.

That way they will never give up the real numbers under any circumstances.

Did you know that all of the boats in Norway have bar codes on the side?

So when the ships come to harbor they can Scandanavian.

Why do Swedish, Norwegian, and Finnish military ocean vessels have bar codes on the sides?

So when they come home they can ...

scan da navy in

Do you know when the Norwegian navy puts bar codes on the sides of their ships coming into Oslo?

It's so they can Scandinavian.

(Don't make me sounds it out for you)

Why do Norwegians and Swedes put bar codes on their military ships?

So when they dock, they can Scandinavian.

My rapper friend has started a really successful gardening tool delivery business.

He's got hoes in different area codes.

I'm selling Amazon gift codes on eBay.

If anyone's interested, they are in a mint condition and only used once.

I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far.



He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of years now and hasn't tweeted them yet.

Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

Why do Danish ships have bar codes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

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