Coded Jokes
33 coded jokes and hilarious coded puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coded that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Coded Short Jokes
Short coded jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coded humour may include short coding jokes also.
- Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes. But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.
- Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks
- We all know the zip code to Beverly Hills, it's 90210. But do you remember the one for Dawson's Creek? It's 90108 (for our lives to be over)
- 99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around...
127 little bugs in the code. - 99 programming bugs in the code .
99 programming bugs.
Take one down, patch it all up.
111 programming bugs in the code. - How do viking ships communicate with each other? Norse code
I'm gonna keep making these jokes until one blows up - A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying.
- I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far.
He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of years now and hasn't tweeted them yet. - 99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh.
- I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far. He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet.
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Coded One Liners
Which coded one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coded? I can suggest the ones about codes and composed.
- What does a programmer wear? Whatever is in the dress code.
- Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plan? The Jedi Code forbids attachments.
- What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code
- Why do they have bar codes on the returning swedish fleet? So they can Scandinavian.
- A journalist asked a programmer:- What makes code bad? No comment.
- Trinity: "I really can't stay." Neo: "Baby it's code outside."
- Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? No comment.
- What did the HTML coding dog say? Href Href!
- The nuclear launch codes have been updated. Now they're 281 letters long.
- Use the promo code Netflix for 15% off of your grades
- Why can't Buddhists learn binary code? Because they are at one with everything.
- Use promo code 'NETFLIX' to get 50% off your grades.
- Yo mama is so fat that she needs cheat codes for the Wii fit
- Homie: Do you know how to write "s" in morse code? Me: ...
- •••---•••. I regret that Remorse code
Coded Messages Jokes
Here is a list of funny coded messages jokes and even better coded messages puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing. She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet.
- What if... What if you were being held at gunpoint by a literate animal (bear with me), and your only hope of escaping (BEAR WITH ME) was by posting a coded message
- How does a Ham Radio buff send a break-up message? Remorse Code
- How did Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code!
- How did the sailor deal with the death of his friend? He sent out a message in remorse code.
- Got a morse code message the other day: DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DOT. It was a loss at sea.
- When you f**k up a coded message and have to send it again Re morse
Entertaining Coded Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about coded you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean copyright jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coded pranks.
Kim Jong Un decided to send donald trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still alive.
Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single-line coded message:
370HSSV - 0773H
Trump was baffled, so he emailed it to the his aides, who had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI
No one could solve it at FBI, so it went to the CIA. With no clue as to its meaning, FBI finally asked MSS (Ministry of State Security in China for help.
Within a few seconds MSS cabled back with this reply:
"Tell The President he's holding the message upside down."
o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message
o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message to let him know he is still alive:-
"370H SSV 0773H." Bush is baffled. Condi Rice and her aides and even the FBI and CIA
can't decipher it. So they ask Britain's MI6 for help. Within a minute MI6 replies:-
"Er, tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
Four Surgeons are getting coffee
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered".
"I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered".
The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded".
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their a**... are interchangeable."
Trump receives a message
Last week Trump received a coded message, reportedly from Chinese Hackers.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Trump was stumped and asked Pence what the message could mean. Pence was totally stumped too, so they passed it to the top American programmers, who spent 2 days trying to decipher it. Knackered, the programmers sent it to the FBI.
The Director of the FBI suggested Trump should turn the message upside down.
Four surgeons
Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.
The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".
The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order".
The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded."
The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."
The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.
The fourth surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the a**... and head are interchangeable."
Three surgeons were discussing their patients.
The first surgeon says, 'I like operating on electricians, you open them up and everything is colour coded and tagged and easy to trace'
The second surgeon says 'I enjoy opening librarians. Everything is catalogued and in order, so really easy to find things'
The third surgeon says 'I enjoy working on mechanics. They're always so understanding if you have any bits left over!'
3 surgeons were arguing on the golf course about who makes the best patients.
The first one said he loved librarians to operate on. When you open them up, every part is in alphabitical order. The second doc said no, electricians are the best! Everything inside is color coded. The third doc said he had spent most of his career working in D C. That the absolute best surgical patients were polliticians. Their heads are interchangable with theirs a**... and they have no internal organs as they are completely full of s**...!
the Mars rover used to be coded in C
Now it's coated in Rust.
I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes...
Naturally, I coded in BASIC
