Code Jokes
139 code jokes and hilarious code puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about code that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready to laugh? Check out this hilarious compilation of code jokes! From Morse Code and QR Code to Dress Code and Binary Code, these jokes will have you chuckling and groaning. From the unintelligible pamphlet to robotic errors, don't miss out on the jokes!
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Funniest Code Short Jokes
Short code jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The code humour may include short command jokes also.
- Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes. But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.
- We all know the zip code to Beverly Hills, it's 90210. But do you remember the one for Dawson's Creek? It's 90108 (for our lives to be over)
- 99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around...
127 little bugs in the code. - How do viking ships communicate with each other? Norse code
I'm gonna keep making these jokes until one blows up - A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying.
- I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far.
He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of years now and hasn't tweeted them yet. - No one laughed at my joke I made in school so maybe you guys will like it What do you call an english teacher who knows how to code
A pro-grammar - I began speed reading, and just last night I read The Da Vinci Code in fifteen minutes. I know it's only 4 words, but it's a start.
- Scientist: We've successfully taught a dog morse code! Dog: [taps paw]
Me: What did it say??
Scientist: "Woof." - Tank tops shouldn't be against school dress codes After all, we have a right to bare arms.
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Code One Liners
Which code one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with code? I can suggest the ones about copyright and console.
- What does a programmer wear? Whatever is in the dress code.
- Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plan? The Jedi Code forbids attachments.
- What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code
- A journalist asked a programmer:- What makes code bad? No comment.
- Trinity: "I really can't stay." Neo: "Baby it's code outside."
- Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? No comment.
- What did the HTML coding dog say? Href Href!
- The nuclear launch codes have been updated. Now they're 281 letters long.
- Use the promo code Netflix for 15% off of your grades
- Why can't Buddhists learn binary code? Because they are at one with everything.
- Homie: Do you know how to write "s" in morse code? Me: ...
- •••---•••. I regret that Remorse code
- How do guilt-ridden spies communicate with each other? Remorse code
- "How do you spell "S" in Morse code?" "..."
"Fine then, keep your secrets." - Two eggs were talking in secret codes until they were scrambled
Morse Code Jokes
Here is a list of funny morse code jokes and even better morse code puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing. She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet.
- How did the cryptographer tell his wife he was sorry again? Re-morse code.
- Telegraph Operators once complained to Morse how some of his codes were confusing and needs to be revised. But he had no remorse.
- Kim Jong Un released a statement today I don't know what it said it must've been Morse code, all it said was *beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeeeep*
- I just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid... .... in morse code.
- Got a morse code message the other day: DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DASH, DASH DOT. It was a loss at sea.
- What kinds of books are written in Morse code? Well there's a bit of everything for those who enjoy some light reading.
- My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code. To me, "life" just became a series of dots and dashes.
- Morse code be like: ..-. ..- -.-. -.- -.-- --- ..-
*morse code noises* - Before telephones were invented, fighting couples would actually make up over telegraph. But first they had to learn re-Morse code.
Dress Code Jokes
Here is a list of funny dress code jokes and even better dress code puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Lost my job as a hedge fund manager today, not sure if due to dress code or work performance! All the boss would tell me is something about my shorts and that that they didn't cover.
- A 2020's Nightclub Nightclubs in 2050 will have a 2020's theme night, with masks as dress-code, a maximum occupancy of 6, and a bartender behind a wall of pyrex.
- A wave of crime is sweeping Metropolis. Superman is helpless to stop the instigator, a code-breaking enthusiast dressed in full plate armour. Can no one save us from the Crypto-Knight?
- «you understand that the dress code is dark suit, right?» «yeah, I goth it»
- What's the dress code at any event involving Tiger Woods? Black Thai
- In a queue for a nightclub, I looked for the serial number on the back of my girlfriend's dress. "What do you think you're doing?" she said.
I said, "Well, you asked me what the dress code was.." - What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land.
- What does a billionaire and a homeless person has in common? Dress code.
- I got invited to a charity ball for victims of domestic violence. The dress code was black tie
- Did you hear about the statistician's party? The dress code was causal.
Zip Code Jokes
Here is a list of funny zip code jokes and even better zip code puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Bros don't let other bros walk around with an open fly. It's called the zip code.
- What is Bielefeld's Zip Code? 404
- You know you have gotten way too fat.., When you are required to have your own zip code.
Binary Code Jokes
Here is a list of funny binary code jokes and even better binary code puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do LGBT people dislike coding? It's binary
- Problem within binary code? 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101101
- On a scale of 1 to 10… How would you rate binary code?
- Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch! - My wife made a super nerdy joke She said, "if we were binary code, youd be 1 and I'd be 0."
- What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans.
- I don't like code that involves ones and zeroes. I am non-binary.
- Old MacDonald liked binary code 01100101
01101001
01100101
01101001
01101111
Rib-Tickling Code Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about code you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cope jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make code pranks.
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"
God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."
I want to work for YouTube.
It sounds so easy! All you have to do is remove a few lines of code everyday!
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What was the code to h**...'s secret bunker?
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!
BUSH AND BILL Jokes
Q: Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service after George W. Bush took over the White House?
A: Because President Bill Clinton's code name was also "Mr. Bush."
What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?
HTMelt
When my SO is sad, she likes to code.
So I give her some
Did you hear they're making a Source Code 2?
It's gonna be called Source Code: The sql!
Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment
Chuck Norris jokes
When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions, it's across the room.
Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.
When Chuck Norris goes into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Feel free to add more. Shamelessly stolen from the internet.
You know it's love when
you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code.
If you managed to figure out the code to someone else's luggage...
Could you say you solved the case?
How do telegraph operators apologize?
Remorse code
This actually just happened...
*Wife: I wanna get into coding.
*Me: Oh, that sounds fun. You might even earn some
money on the side while you're at home. What language
did you wana code in ?
*Wife: English. Duh!
The true meaning of "bro code"
If a suspicious husband calls ten of his wife's friends about her last night's whereabouts, nine of them will tell him she wasn't there, and one will say she was.
If a suspicious wife calls ten of her husband's friends about his last night's whereabouts, nine of them will tell her he was with them, and one will insist that she only just missed him.
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When you f**k up a coded message and have to send it again
Re morse
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"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job
Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?
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A child tells her mother "Daddy says he needs to borrow your typewriter"...
The woman smiles, knowing this is their secret code for s**..., but knowing she is on her period, tells her daughter "Tell Daddy that my typewriter only has red ink right now." So the child goes to tell her father.
The next day, the mother tells her child, "Tell Daddy he can use my typewriter now." When the child comes back, she tells her mother. "Daddy said he borrowed the neighbors typewriter."
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Why should you wear a c**... when writing C++ code?
It's full of std vectors.
How did the Scandinavian countries communicate during WW2?
Norse code
A man and his wife were thinking of a code name for when, when they're around their kids.
The husband says, "let's call it laundry."
His wife replies, "why laundry?"
Husband says, "Because if it's a small load. I can do it by hand."
What did the coder say to his coder girlfriend?
You had me at "hello world".
The tech manager said that none of the programmers will be allowed to work from home.
Because she'd have no way of checking if they were following the dress code.
NOTE: This is actually what she said and not as a joke. All I'll say is it's a hospital in northern Ohio.
How does a Ham Radio buff send a break-up message?
Remorse Code
The bro code
Jill didn't come home one night. When she got home the next morning, she said she'd slept over at a girl friend's house.
Jack called ten of her best friends, but none of them said she had been there.
A week later, Jack doesn't come home. The next day, he says he spent the night at a buddy's house after getting too drunk.
Jill called his ten best friends. 8 said he'd been there the night before, while 2 said he was still there.
What language did the Viking secret service use to communicate in secret?
Norse code.
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I was walking by a house the other day that was being worked on and the guy hammering on the roof called me a paranoid little w**....
In Morse Code.
My boss asked me why I don't like to code in Python.
I just find it too constricting.
A Scientist is with his peer
The peer asks the scientist, "What are you working on?"
The scientist says, "Its amazing. I taught a dog how to communicate to humans with morse code!"
The two walk down the hall to see the dog and the scientist gives the dog a command. The dogs taps his paw on the ground with intervals of time creating letters in morse code.
The peer says, "What is he saying?"
The scientist says, "Woof."
What codename does the CIA give to all of their sleeper agents?
Justin Case.
Do you sell a book "How to get rich in three months"?
Clerk: "Yes we do sir, can I recommend another book with that, other buyers have found it very useful?"
Guy: "Of course, I would gladly take a look, what is it?"
Clerk: "Penal Code - Commented edition"
What are the first three numbers of an opera singer's phone number?
aria code
What did the Hershey's bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate?
S'mores Code
I used to code a lot of HTML
but now it's just some
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If anyone ever figured out my secret 4-digit code, I'd be s**...! They'd have my bank pin #, phone unlock code, front door lock code...
...they'd even know my birth year!
What do Spanish programmers code in?
Si ++
Two spies got caught using a book code to communicate
Clearly they weren't on the same page.
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Two men were breaking into a high security software company...
They couldn't get their code breaker to work for the back door, so, in a last desperate attempt to short circuit the security, one of them peed on the access panel.
It began smoking, a couple sparks flew, and boom, the back door clicked open.
They looked at each other, impressed and relieved.
u**....
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth...
Girl scan the code on your wrist
My dad helped me fix my computer today
He told me the error code was One D Ten T . I didn't understand what he meant until he told me to write it out.
Still don't get it tho.
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What is a brothels dress code?
No shirt, no shoes, no c**....
What do you get when a climate change activist creates computer code?
An Al Gore Rythym
What goes bjork-bjork-bjork fjergen-fjergen-fjergen bjork-bjork-bjork?
Norse code
My Norwegian friend sent me a program he created...
...call that Norse code.
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Friday afternoon I'm walking home from school
and I'm watching some men build a new house. The guy hammering the house called me a paranoid little w**.... In Morse code.
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A doctor has s**... with a patient
A doctor has s**... with a patient. And the guilt is killing him, it goes against the ethics code every doctor swears by.
So one part of his brain tells him: "don't worry, you're not the first guy to sleep with a patient, and you definitely won't be the last. You're a bachelor too, it's fiiiine"
The other part of his brain says: "Bro, you're a vet"
How do sad people communicate?
Morose code.
A girl once told me she was LGBTQ
I said, I asked for the homework, not the among us code.
What is Thor's favorite method of communication?
Norse code.
The pimple on my forehead is enormous.
It practically has its own zit code.
People be like LGBTQA
Like bruh I didn't ask for Among Us code
If dolphins could code...
they'd program in C.
All Swedish battleships have a UPC code printed on the hull.
When the ships return to port, it helps them Scandinavian.
How does a software code becomes unreadable?
No comments.
Thought about a programming workshop called "Teaching Seniors to Code!"
Hospital didn't like my idea for some reason
Fellas, if your girl has some form of Polyethylene terephthalate in the shape of an equiangular quadrilateral with the hex code of ff0000
get out fast, that's a red flag.
Bored with the carefree life, Timon and Pumbaa decide to join the workforce as software engineers
On their first day at work, Pumbaa's code keeps returning errors for several hours. Finally, Timon says: "Why don't you take a break? I'll fix you some bugs."
Why is Atlanta hard to find on a map?
Because it's area code is 404
What code does a depressed programmer write?
"Goodbye world!"
