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150 code jokes and hilarious code puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about code that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you ready to laugh? Check out this hilarious compilation of code jokes! From Morse Code and QR Code to Dress Code and Binary Code, these jokes will have you chuckling and groaning. From the unintelligible pamphlet to robotic errors, don't miss out on the jokes!

Funniest Code Short Jokes

Short code jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The code humour may include short coding jokes also.

  1. Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes. But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.
  2. Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks
  3. We all know the zip code to Beverly Hills, it's 90210. But do you remember the one for Dawson's Creek? It's 90108 (for our lives to be over)
  4. 99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around...
    127 little bugs in the code.
  5. 99 programming bugs in the code .
    99 programming bugs.
    Take one down, patch it all up.
    111 programming bugs in the code.
  6. How do viking ships communicate with each other? Norse code
    I'm gonna keep making these jokes until one blows up
  7. A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying.
  8. I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far.
    He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of years now and hasn't tweeted them yet.
  9. 99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh.
  10. I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far. He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet.

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Code One Liners

Which code one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with code? I can suggest the ones about command and copyright.

  1. What does a programmer wear? Whatever is in the dress code.
  2. Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plan? The Jedi Code forbids attachments.
  3. What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code
  4. Why do they have bar codes on the returning swedish fleet? So they can Scandinavian.
  5. A journalist asked a programmer:- What makes code bad? No comment.
  6. Trinity: "I really can't stay." Neo: "Baby it's code outside."
  7. Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? No comment.
  8. What did the HTML coding dog say? Href Href!
  9. The nuclear launch codes have been updated. Now they're 281 letters long.
  10. Use the promo code Netflix for 15% off of your grades
  11. Why can't Buddhists learn binary code? Because they are at one with everything.
  12. Use promo code 'NETFLIX' to get 50% off your grades.
  13. Yo mama is so fat that she needs cheat codes for the Wii fit
  14. Homie: Do you know how to write "s" in morse code? Me: ...
  15. •••---•••. I regret that Remorse code

Morse Code Jokes

Here is a list of funny morse code jokes and even better morse code puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Scientist: We've successfully taught a dog Morse code! Dog: [taps paw]
    Me: What did it say??
    Scientist: "Woof."
  • My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing. She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet.
  • "How do you spell "S" in Morse code?" "..."
    "Fine then, keep your secrets."
  • What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes? Re-morse code
  • How did the cryptographer tell his wife he was sorry again? Re-morse code.
  • What Do You Call An Apology Written Only In Dots & Dashes ? Re-morse code
  • Telegraph Operators once complained to Morse how some of his codes were confusing and needs to be revised. But he had no remorse.
  • Kim Jong Un released a statement today I don't know what it said it must've been Morse code, all it said was *beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeeeep*
  • I wrote an apology to my friend in dots and dashes I called it a re-morse code
  • I just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid... .... in morse code.

Dress Code Jokes

Here is a list of funny dress code jokes and even better dress code puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Tank tops shouldn't be against school dress codes After all, we have a right to bare arms.
  • My teacher told me to tuck my shirt in. I said, "Why?"
    "Because it *looks* like you've just had s**...," he said, zipping his trouser.
  • Lost my job as a hedge fund manager today, not sure if due to dress code or work performance! All the boss would tell me is something about my shorts and that that they didn't cover.
  • Why don't they need dress codes in Kentucky? They already have the same genes.
  • A 2020's Nightclub Nightclubs in 2050 will have a 2020's theme night, with masks as dress-code, a maximum occupancy of 6, and a bartender behind a wall of pyrex.
  • A wave of crime is sweeping Metropolis. Superman is helpless to stop the instigator, a code-breaking enthusiast dressed in full plate armour. Can no one save us from the Crypto-Knight?
  • «you understand that the dress code is dark suit, right?» «yeah, I goth it»
  • What's the dress code at any event involving Tiger Woods? Black Thai
  • In a queue for a nightclub, I looked for the serial number on the back of my girlfriend's dress. "What do you think you're doing?" she said.
    I said, "Well, you asked me what the dress code was.."
  • What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land.
Code joke, What country has the strictest dress code?

Zip Code Jokes

Here is a list of funny zip code jokes and even better zip code puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If the ZIP code for Beverly Hills is 90210, what's the ZIP code for Dawson's Creek? 90108
    (for our lives to be over)
  • Bros don't let other bros walk around with an open fly. It's called the zip code.
  • What is Bielefeld's Zip Code? 404
  • If 90210 is the zip code for the old Fox TV show, what's the zip code for Dawson's Creek? 90108
  • The thing about the police force of zip code 55378 is... They are Savage's
  • Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
  • What's the zip code for Dawson's creek? 90108
  • Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code 900daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
  • Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.
  • You know you have gotten way too fat.., When you are required to have your own zip code.

Binary Code Jokes

Here is a list of funny binary code jokes and even better binary code puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do LGBT people dislike coding? It's binary
  • Problem within binary code? 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101101
  • On a scale of 1 to 10… How would you rate binary code?
  • Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
    A: A major glitch!
  • My wife made a super nerdy joke She said, "if we were binary code, youd be 1 and I'd be 0."
  • 10 there are 10 types of humans: the ones who understand binary code and the ones who dont
  • What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans.
  • I don't like code that involves ones and zeroes. I am non-binary.
  • Old MacDonald liked binary code 01100101
    01101001
    01100101
    01101001
    01101111

Qr Code Jokes

Here is a list of funny qr code jokes and even better qr code puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do Norway, Sweden, and Finland put QR codes on their military vessels? So they can Scandinavian as they return.
Code joke, Why do Norway, Sweden, and Finland put QR codes on their military vessels?

Rib-Tickling Code Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about code you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean console jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make code pranks.

Jesus vs Satan

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"
God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."

I want to work for YouTube.

It sounds so easy! All you have to do is remove a few lines of code everyday!

What was the code to h**...'s secret bunker?

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

3 days ago I got a pass-code lock that takes a picture whenever someone enters the wrong code in my phone.

So far I have 26 pictures of drunk me.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

When my SO is sad, she likes to code.

So I give her some  

Did you hear they're making a Source Code 2?

It's gonna be called Source Code: The sql!

Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment

Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions, it's across the room.
Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.
When Chuck Norris goes into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Feel free to add more. Shamelessly stolen from the internet.

24 bugs in the code 24 bugs in the code...

Take one down patch it all out... 78 bugs in the code...

What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad?

+4407

99 bugs in my code, 99 bugs in my code...

Take one down, fix em' around, 404 bugs in my code.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

This actually just happened...

*Wife: I wanna get into coding.
*Me: Oh, that sounds fun. You might even earn some
money on the side while you're at home. What language
did you wana code in ?
*Wife: English. Duh!

When you f**k up a coded message and have to send it again

Re morse

What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job

Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?

A child tells her mother "Daddy says he needs to borrow your typewriter"...

The woman smiles, knowing this is their secret code for s**..., but knowing she is on her period, tells her daughter "Tell Daddy that my typewriter only has red ink right now." So the child goes to tell her father.
The next day, the mother tells her child, "Tell Daddy he can use my typewriter now." When the child comes back, she tells her mother. "Daddy said he borrowed the neighbors typewriter."

Why should you wear a c**... when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

How did the Scandinavian countries communicate during WW2?

Norse code

What did the coder say to his coder girlfriend?

You had me at "hello world".

The tech manager said that none of the programmers will be allowed to work from home.

Because she'd have no way of checking if they were following the dress code.
NOTE: This is actually what she said and not as a joke. All I'll say is it's a hospital in northern Ohio.

The bro code

Jill didn't come home one night. When she got home the next morning, she said she'd slept over at a girl friend's house.
Jack called ten of her best friends, but none of them said she had been there.
A week later, Jack doesn't come home. The next day, he says he spent the night at a buddy's house after getting too drunk.
Jill called his ten best friends. 8 said he'd been there the night before, while 2 said he was still there.

What language did the Viking secret service use to communicate in secret?

Norse code.

I was walking by a house the other day that was being worked on and the guy hammering on the roof called me a paranoid little w**....

In Morse Code.

My boss asked me why I don't like to code in Python.

I just find it too constricting.

A Scientist is with his peer

The peer asks the scientist, "What are you working on?"
The scientist says, "Its amazing. I taught a dog how to communicate to humans with morse code!"
The two walk down the hall to see the dog and the scientist gives the dog a command. The dogs taps his paw on the ground with intervals of time creating letters in morse code.
The peer says, "What is he saying?"
The scientist says, "Woof."

What codename does the CIA give to all of their sleeper agents?

Justin Case.

Do you sell a book "How to get rich in three months"?

Clerk: "Yes we do sir, can I recommend another book with that, other buyers have found it very useful?"
Guy: "Of course, I would gladly take a look, what is it?"
Clerk: "Penal Code - Commented edition"

What are the first three numbers of an opera singer's phone number?

aria code

I began speed reading, and just last night I read The Da Vinci Code in fifteen minutes.

I know it's only 4 words, but it's a start.

Why can't women in Texas legally get tattoos?

It is the code of the west... never draw on a woman.

I used to code a lot of HTML

but now it's just some that I used to know

Scandinavia has a bar code on all of their battleships to keep track of them.....

When the ships enter the harbor, they scan-da-navy-in.

If anyone ever figured out my secret 4-digit code, I'd be s**...! They'd have my bank pin #, phone unlock code, front door lock code...

...they'd even know my birth year!

What do Spanish programmers code in?

Si ++

Two spies got caught using a book code to communicate

Clearly they weren't on the same page.

Emo girls be like- how much am I worth...

Girl scan the code on your wrist

What is a brothels dress code?

No shirt, no shoes, no c**....

What goes bjork-bjork-bjork fjergen-fjergen-fjergen bjork-bjork-bjork?

Norse code

My Norwegian friend sent me a program he created...

...call that Norse code.

99 critical bugs in the code... 99 critical bugs. Track one down, patch it when found...

100 critical bugs in the code.

Friday afternoon I'm walking home from school

and I'm watching some men build a new house. The guy hammering the house called me a paranoid little w**.... In Morse code.

A doctor has s**... with a patient

A doctor has s**... with a patient. And the guilt is killing him, it goes against the ethics code every doctor swears by.
So one part of his brain tells him: "don't worry, you're not the first guy to sleep with a patient, and you definitely won't be the last. You're a bachelor too, it's fiiiine"
The other part of his brain says: "Bro, you're a vet"

How do sad people communicate?

Morose code.

A girl once told me she was LGBTQ

I said, I asked for the homework, not the among us code.

What is Thor's favorite method of communication?

Norse code.

The pimple on my forehead is enormous.

It practically has its own zit code.

People be like LGBTQA

Like bruh I didn't ask for Among Us code

If dolphins could code...

they'd program in C.

All Swedish battleships have a UPC code printed on the hull.

When the ships return to port, it helps them Scandinavian.

No one laughed at my joke I made in school so maybe you guys will like it

What do you call an english teacher who knows how to code
A pro-grammar

How does a software code becomes unreadable?

No comments.

Thought about a programming workshop called "Teaching Seniors to Code!"

Hospital didn't like my idea for some reason

How do guilt-ridden spies communicate with each other?

Remorse code

Bored with the carefree life, Timon and Pumbaa decide to join the workforce as software engineers

On their first day at work, Pumbaa's code keeps returning errors for several hours. Finally, Timon says: "Why don't you take a break? I'll fix you some bugs."

Code joke, Bored with the carefree life, Timon and Pumbaa decide to join the workforce as software engineers

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