coda Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious coda puns

Two scientists walk into a bar.

"I'll have H2O," says the first.

"I'll have H2O, too," says the second.

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

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Two Scientists walk into a Bar

One says "I'll have some H2O."

The other says "I'll have some H2O, too."




The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical functional of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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Two scientists walk into a bar.

"I'll have H2O," says the 1st.

"I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd.

Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical

function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

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Heard this one from a scientist last night

Two scientists walk into a bar:

I'll have an H2O.

I'll have an H2O, too.

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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Two scirntist walk into a bar...

1st Scientist - "I'll have an H2O."

2nd Scientist - "I'll have an H2O,too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictates the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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Dig it, Man

This cat had eyes to blow jazz, but his chops weren't happening. He climbed out on a ledge for the Big Coda, but just before he was going to step off he heard this other cat down on the street yelling,"Don't jump! There's still hope! Bird lives!" The cat on the ledge says,"Bird? Who's Bird?" The cat on the street said,"Oh, man...go ahead and jump."

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What do you call a group of terrorists with music degrees?

Al coda

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Two chemists walk into a bar.

"I'll have h2o."

"I'll have h2o, too."

The bartender gives them both water and no one dies, because he is able to distinguish the pragmatic context as well as the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position.

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