Following is our collection of funny Cod jokes. There are some cod puffer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cod salmon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
The victims contacted me while playing CoD.
Even the servers are from 1941.
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
because I refuse to create a class.
It was only because he was Kampfing.
His favorite game is cod
(this is my first post on here please be nice)
Pick a cod, any cod!
Best fishing simulator ever.
Luckily the damage was just super fish oil
He respawns after 2 days
Pick a cod, any cod.
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After selling his sole for a small plaice perched by the sea (something to the tuna 500 square feet), he found something fishy within contract and realised he cod do better if he weren't such a cheap-skate.
The magician pulls a quarter from the fisherman's ear. The fisherman looks at the magician annoyed. The magician says can you do any better? The fisherman says sure and then pauses. The magician says annoyed "How are you going to start the trick. The fisherman just says... Pick a cod, any cod!
because it couldn't survive in the Battlefield.
Apparently he can tomahawk from across the map on command.
There is no cod
there are a lot of cod artists out there.
Cod, dammit.
My girlfriend really likes and jokes and fish. But when looking for fish jokes on the web i did not find anything except:
"What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod"
"Why don't fish play basketball? because they are afraid of nets"
"What did the fish say when he posted bail? I'm off the hook!"
Does anyone have any good fish jokes to share?
Take a cod, any cod you want
Cod dam
What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
He was battered by a cod.
he comes a cross this one guy who is pretending to be a soldier. The soldier says "Alright, men. We need to step it up", the wallhacker replies: "I don't see any men here, just a bunch of squares."
but Battlefield 1
Because I reely trout it exists.
A rektangle
A little fish humor for everyone.
"Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"
"Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"
"You sucker, that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"
Play cod games
Because he believed in cod.
A COD fish
Because they know Skopje.
Lol who is buying that.
Cod
Hyannis
I heard he wasn't FaZed
I'm gonna tell you one for the halibut.
I hope I dont flounder this pun.
Your gonna be saying Oh Cod why by the end of it.
.......but i only suffered super fish oil injuries
But they don't accept rape.
Search and Destroy.
Hijack
Battered Cod
In cod we crust.
...hiding behind a bush or tree and pressing circle...
Caught a 21lb cod today but the line snapped when trying to pull it in.
How did you know it was 21lb?
Had scales on it back :)
Tactical insertion.
"I'm beginning to feel like a rap cod"
For your joints.
COD
Just the tip.
... a poor cod got battered
What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?
*Tactical Insertion.*
What do you call it when a COD player gets laid?
*Lies.*
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