Cod Jokes

61 cod jokes and hilarious cod puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cod that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh your way through this collection of hilarious jokes about cod fish! From Cape Cod, Ghost Cod, Murray Cod, Cod Eye, Cod MW2, and even Tuner and Softball, these fishy jokes will have you in stitches. Get ready for a great time!

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Best Short Cod Jokes

Short cod puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cod humour may include short softball jokes also.

  1. What'd the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod. Any cod.
    (Ayyy, my 8yo loved it. )
  2. My pet fish is a gamer His favorite game is cod

    (this is my first post on here please be nice)
  3. I got hit in the head when someone threw a can of cod liver oil at me yesterday... Luckily the damage was just super fish oil
  4. The difference What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?
    One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
  5. Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the Battlefield.
  6. drunk guy goes into a library And says: GIMME A SMOKED COD N CHIPS!"
    the librarian says "Sir this is a library!"
    So the guy whispers: "sorry, gimme a smoked cod n chips"
  7. I heard President Trump is a really good COD player. Apparently he can tomahawk from across the map on command.
  8. Today, I found out there are places that sell fake scallops made out of white fish... there are a lot of cod artists out there.
  9. Why did the salmon pray everyday? Because he believed in cod.
  10. What do you call a fish that snipes and can respawn? A COD fish

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cod can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cod puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Cod One Liners

Which cod one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cod? I can suggest the ones about salmon and plaice.

  1. CoD ww2 is so realistic... Even the servers are from 1941.
  2. Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
  3. As a Marxist I could never play CoD, because I refuse to create a class.
  4. What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!
  5. So I bought the new cod game. Best fishing simulator ever.
  6. What did the magician with a speech impediment say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod.
  7. Why was jesus bad at COD He respawns after 2 days
  8. What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch? There is no cod
  9. What did the fisherman say to the card magician Take a cod, any cod you want
  10. Why are Macedonians so good at CoD? Because they know Skopje.
  11. How did Captain Bird's-eye die? He was battered by a cod.
  12. COD Rolled the Dice but Battlefield 1
  13. Do you believe in cod? Because I reely trout it exists.
  14. What do you call a square that looses at COD? A rektangle
  15. What do fish do to pass the time? Play cod games

Cape Cod Jokes

Here is a list of funny cape cod jokes and even better cape cod puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do people from Cape Cod say to their butts? Hyannis
  • What's a gay man's favorite part of Cape Cod? Just the tip.

Howlingly Hilarious Cod Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about cod you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean fishmonger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cod prank.

I recently found out my mom has a disturbing f**.... She has slept with several underage teenagers and I am really concerned about their well being.

The victims contacted me while playing CoD.

A man walks into a fish & chip shop to order the evening meal.

He asks for two cod & chips.
Owner: Apologies, we don't have any cod.
Man: Ok… I'll have two cod & chips then.
Owner (slightly irritated): Sorry, we haven't got any cod, like I said.
Man: Sorry, sorry!… I'll just have two cod & chips then.
Owner (now irate): Look mate, we've got no cod! C-O-F-D COD!!
Man (confused): There is no F in cod.
Owner: That's what I've been trying to tell you!!

I started playing COD Cold War yesterday and ended up playing online against a player called h**.... He got so many kills but...

It was only because he was Kampfing.

Why was the fisherman upset with his new property?

After selling his sole for a small plaice perched by the sea (something to the tuna 500 square feet), he found something fishy within contract and realised he cod do better if he weren't such a cheap-skate.

A magician walks up to a fisherman's booth.

The magician pulls a quarter from the fisherman's ear. The fisherman looks at the magician annoyed. The magician says can you do any better? The fisherman says sure and then pauses. The magician says annoyed "How are you going to start the trick. The fisherman just says... Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the b**... say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What is a profane chef's least favorite fish to work with?

Cod, d**....

A request for Fish Jokes

My girlfriend really likes and jokes and fish. But when looking for fish jokes on the web i did not find anything except:
"What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod"
"Why don't fish play basketball? because they are afraid of nets"
"What did the fish say when he posted bail? I'm off the hook!"
Does anyone have any good fish jokes to share?

A wallhacker joins a COD game,

he comes a cross this o**... who is pretending to be a soldier. The soldier says "Alright, men. We need to step it up", the wallhacker replies: "I don't see any men here, just a bunch of squares."

Fisherman got jokes...

A little fish humor for everyone.
"Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"
"Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"
"You s**..., that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"

Activision stated that there would be no loot boxes or weapons tied behind something you have to pay for in the newest CoD

Lol who is buying that.

An atheist and a religious zealot met for dinner and ended up in a huge argument. What was for dinner?


Want to Hear A Fish Pun?

I'm gonna tell you one for the halibut.
I hope I dont flounder this pun.
Your gonna be saying Oh Cod why by the end of it.

The MLG cod player lost his dad after a car c**...

I heard he wasn't FaZed

i was walking down the street, when someone threw a packet of cod liver oil at my head........

.......but i only suffered super fish oil injuries

I tried to upload the COD: Infinite warfare trailer to pornhub

But they don't accept r**....

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

What is D.B Cooper's favorite CoD map?


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