Coconut Oil Jokes
13 coconut oil jokes and hilarious coconut oil puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coconut oil that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Coconut Oil Short Jokes
Short coconut oil jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coconut oil humour may include short coconut jokes also.
- I told my wife to make sure the coconut oil is mixed nicely with the kale so I can easily scrape it into the garbage.
- If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from? Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.
- Why should you cook kale in coconut oil? Makes it easier to slide it right into the trash.
- If we get olive oil from squeezing olives, and we get coconut oil from squeezing coconuts…. Where does baby oil come from?
- Almond oil is made by crushing almonds, Peanut oil is made by crushing peanuts, coconut oil is made by crushing coconuts.
I really feel horrible about all those babies. - Protip: If you stir some coconut oil into your kale It makes it easier to scrape into the trash
- If coconut oil is made with coconuts, Almond oil is made with almonds,
Groundnut oil is made with groundnuts,
Then I surely know what baby oil is..... - They say that coconut oil is good for hair. I'm wondering why coconut has bad hair itself?
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Coconut Oil One Liners
Which coconut oil one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coconut oil? I can suggest the ones about cooking oil and olive oil.
- An entire industry has just collapsed v**... coconut oil is no more a thing.
Coconut Oil Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about coconut oil you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean essential oils jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coconut oil pranks.
Crude Oil massage
Barber : shoul I massage ur head ?
Me : ok, which oil will u use ?
Barber : Almond Oil is for 250₹
Me : herbal oil ?
Barber: 150₹
Me: Coconut Oil
Barber : 100₹
Me : anything cheaper than this ?
Barber *to his helper* : chhotu, get that barrel of crude oil
An Italian, a Thai and a Jew are discussing lubricants.
The Italian says: "I am using olive oil from an ancient family grove. My wife is so pleased that she continues to shout for 10 minutes after we are done."
The Thai says: "I am using coconut oil made from cocnuts grown on a secret island. My wife is so pleased that she continues to shout for an hour after we are done."
The Jew says: "I am using Kosher fish oil from the grocery store and my wife is shouting for one month after we are done.'
"One month?" asked in astonishment the other two.
"Yes, that's because I wipe my hands with the bedroom curtains..."
I thought I could use a massage in these stressful times...
So I found a spa that was open last night.
Receptionist: Good evening and welcome sir! Would you like to try our Aromatherapy massage with lavender and chamomile?
Me: How much does it cost?
Receptionist: That would be $150
Me: Thats very expensive for me. Do you have something cheaper?
Receptionist: We do have a regular coconut oil massage for our budget conscious customers. That would be just $50
Me: Uhh... Do you have something even more cheaper?
The receptionist thought for a while and said
We'll pay you $37 to get massaged with a barrel of crude oil