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Coconut Milk Jokes

5 coconut milk jokes and hilarious coconut milk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coconut milk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Coconut Milk Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good coconut milk joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Angle: so what your saying is you want me to put hair on the outside, and milk on the inside?

God: yep
Angel: ...OH! Well if you wanted me to make another mammal then why didn-
God: Nope
Angel: Wait what?
God: were making coconuts.

Where does coconut milk come from?

Coconut cows.

for an organism to be classified as a mammal, they have to have hair and produce milk

by that logic, a coconut is a mammal

Hi, this is Coco

Want some Coconut milk?

Someone was told me that they were an actor.

I told them I wanted coconut milk in my chai latte.

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