Coconut Jokes

Funniest Coconut Short Jokes

Short coconut jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coconut humour may include short cocoa jokes also.

1. Whats wet on the inside and hairy on the outside. It starts with 'C', ends with 'T', and has a 'U' and an 'N' in the middle. Coconut.
2. I bought coconut shampoo today, but when I got home, I realized... I don't even *have* a coconut...
3. The editor rejected my book, he said my metaphores are incomprehensible... I'm sad as a coconut.
4. My sister thought she was soo smart, she said the only vegetable/fruit that can make her cry is a onion So I threw a coconut at her
5. My friend told me the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I disagreed and threw a coconut at his face.
6. My friend thinks he is so smart. He said the only food that can make a person cry is onions... until I hit him in the face with a coconut.
7. I told my wife to make sure the coconut oil is mixed nicely with the kale so I can easily scrape it into the garbage.
8. A vegan told me I shouldn't eat animals because I can't kill or butcher them with my bare hands... So I gave him a coconut and told him to have a nice day.
9. If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from? Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.
10. My Friend is too smart My Friend said that Onion is the only food that can make You cry.
    I threw a Coconut at his nose.
    I know I am smart :D.

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Coconut One Liners

Which coconut one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coconut? I can suggest the ones about palm tree and cashew.

1. Me : Shaking a magic 8 ball.. "Will my vision ever get better??"
   Coconut :
2. Roses are red, violets are blue My girlfriend is gone
   This coconut will do
3. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
4. What do you call the assistant to the assistant nut? The coconut
5. I'm losing my 30 year old virginity on Halloween. I'm dressing up as a coconut.
6. How do you know a palm tree is getting old? It's coconuts hang lower than its trunk.
7. What type of fruit loves chocolate the most? A Coconut.
8. What do you call the other side of the coconut? A cocobutt
9. What did one coconut say to the other? Oh my god a talking coconut!
10. What big, brown, hairy, and has a white liquid inside? Coconuts
11. Where does coconut milk come from? Coconut cows.
12. Have you tried that new coconut shampoo? It leaves your coconuts looking fabulous.
13. I had the greatest nut yesterday It was a coconut
14. What do you call a potato with a hair on it? A coconut.
15. What did the coconut say to the bowling ball? You look about as scared as I do.

Coconut Oil Jokes

Here is a list of funny coconut oil jokes and even better coconut oil puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why should you cook kale in coconut oil? Makes it easier to slide it right into the trash.
• If we get olive oil from squeezing olives, and we get coconut oil from squeezing coconuts…. Where does baby oil come from?
• Almond oil is made by crushing almonds, Peanut oil is made by crushing peanuts, coconut oil is made by crushing coconuts.
  I really feel horrible about all those babies.
• Protip: If you stir some coconut oil into your kale It makes it easier to scrape into the trash
• If coconut oil is made with coconuts, Almond oil is made with almonds,
  Groundnut oil is made with groundnuts,
  Then I surely know what baby oil is.....
• They say that coconut oil is good for hair. I'm wondering why coconut has bad hair itself?

Coconut Tree Jokes

Here is a list of funny coconut tree jokes and even better coconut tree puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A monkey, chimp, gorilla and King Kong tries to take bananas from a coconut tree. Who will get it? Neither! Coconut trees don't grow bananas!
• What did the coconut tree say to the wind? Hey!!! You blowing me nuts off!

Coconut Milk Jokes

Here is a list of funny coconut milk jokes and even better coconut milk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• for an organism to be classified as a mammal, they have to have hair and produce milk by that logic, a coconut is a mammal
• Hi, this is Coco Want some Coconut milk?
• Someone was told me that they were an actor. I told them I wanted coconut milk in my chai latte.

Coconut Water Jokes

Here is a list of funny coconut water jokes and even better coconut water puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does H20+co+co= Coconut water!

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Coconut Jokes

What funny jokes about coconut you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean almond jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coconut pranks.