Cocoa Jokes
20 cocoa jokes and hilarious cocoa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cocoa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a few hot cocoa jokes to warm up your day! From cocoa puffs to macadamia nuts, these chocolate-filled jokes are sure to put a smile on your face. Whether you prefer milk, dark, or white chocolate, you'll find something to fit your sweet tooth.
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Funniest Cocoa Short Jokes
Short cocoa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cocoa humour may include short choc jokes also.
- How does the winter solstice keep warm at night? It curls up with a cozy cloud blanket and a cup of hot cocoa.
- How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates? It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.
- TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
- What's the difference between depression and drinking hot cocoa on a cold winter night... One's an internal struggle while the other is an internal snuggle.
- Raw eggs are good for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
- A Co pilot enters the cokpit for his first ever flight He spots a cup of hot chocolate on his seat and asks the pilot what it's there for. The pilot responds:
"That's the cocoa pilot"
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Cocoa One Liners
Which cocoa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cocoa? I can suggest the ones about coconut and coca cola.
- My wife's addicted to cocoa I think she likes Choc-a-lot
- you know who makes the best cocoa? paedophiles
- I can't go anywhere without my hot chocolate. I'm cocoa dependent.
- Cocoa was the last to arrive at the party He was chocolate
- What's brown and comes from Africa? Cocoa
- I boarded the train yesterday I asked the conductor for some hot cocoa.
He said, "No." - What's the most craziest candy on Valentine's Day? A cocoa-nut!
- What does a cartoon rabbit with jungle fever say? "I go cuckoo for cocoa muffs"
- What do you call a black man's t**...? Cocoa nuts
Hilarious Fun Cocoa Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about cocoa you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cinnamon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cocoa pranks.
Old Soviet joke - Children in the USSR
Back in Soviet Russia, little Misha is being read to by his babysitter. She reads: 'In the USSR, kindegardens are filled with wonderful toys.'
Misha listens with bright eyes.
'In the USSR, every child has a brand new bicycle.'
Little Misha opens his eyes even wider.
'In the USSR, every child drinks hot cocoa for breakfast.'
Little Misha starts crying his eyes out, bawling:
'I want to go to the USSR!'
I was making a mocha in the barn
when I spilled some hot chocolate mix. I used my fingers to turn the mess into a rough picture of my pet rooster.
Shortly thereafter, the rooster himself strolled by, looked at my sketch and made a cocoa doodle too.
