The Best 11 Cocoa Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cocoa jokes. There are some cocoa cadbury jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cocoa vanilla puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cocoa Jokes and Puns

Old Soviet joke - Children in the USSR

Back in Soviet Russia, little Misha is being read to by his babysitter. She reads: 'In the USSR, kindegardens are filled with wonderful toys.'
Misha listens with bright eyes.
'In the USSR, every child has a brand new bicycle.'
Little Misha opens his eyes even wider.
'In the USSR, every child drinks hot cocoa for breakfast.'
Little Misha starts crying his eyes out, bawling:
'I want to go to the USSR!'

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks

His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"

Cocoa joke, TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks

What's the difference between depression and drinking hot cocoa on a cold winter night...

One's an internal struggle while the other is an internal snuggle.

Raw eggs are good for a fitness diet.

If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.

My wife's addicted to cocoa

I think she likes Choc-a-lot

you know who makes the best cocoa?


Cocoa joke, you know who makes the best cocoa?

I can't go anywhere without my hot chocolate.

I'm cocoa dependent.

Cocoa was the last to arrive at the party

He was chocolate

What do you call a black man's testicles?

Cocoa nuts

A Co pilot enters the cokpit for his first ever flight

He spots a cup of hot chocolate on his seat and asks the pilot what it's there for. The pilot responds:

"That's the cocoa pilot"

You can explore cocoa choc reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cocoa cappuccino dad jokes. There are also cocoa puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cocoa mocha jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cocoa daiquiri piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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