Cocoa Jokes

Following is our collection of choc puns and cadbury one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cocoa jokes for adults, dirty cappuccino jokes and clean vanilla dad gags for kids.

The Best Cocoa Puns

Old Soviet joke - Children in the USSR

Back in Soviet Russia, little Misha is being read to by his babysitter. She reads: 'In the USSR, kindegardens are filled with wonderful toys.'
Misha listens with bright eyes.
'In the USSR, every child has a brand new bicycle.'
Little Misha opens his eyes even wider.
'In the USSR, every child drinks hot cocoa for breakfast.'
Little Misha starts crying his eyes out, bawling:
'I want to go to the USSR!'

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks

His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"

What's the difference between depression and drinking hot cocoa on a cold winter night...

One's an internal struggle while the other is an internal snuggle.

Raw eggs are good for a fitness diet.

If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.

My wife's addicted to cocoa

I think she likes Choc-a-lot

you know who makes the best cocoa?


I can't go anywhere without my hot chocolate.

I'm cocoa dependent.

Cocoa was the last to arrive at the party

He was chocolate

What do you call a black man's testicles?

Cocoa nuts

A Co pilot enters the cokpit for his first ever flight

He spots a cup of hot chocolate on his seat and asks the pilot what it's there for. The pilot responds:

"That's the cocoa pilot"

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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