Coco Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Coco puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Coco

They say that coconut water is good for hair.

Now, I understand why my pubes are growing like crazy recently.

Pulling Together

A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy doesn't move.

"Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy doesn't budge.

"Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.

Then the farmer says, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse drags the car out of the ditch.

Curious, the motorist asks the farmer why he kept calling his horse by the wrong name. "Buddy's blind," said the farmer. "And if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try."

A sweet young girl walks into an elevator at Macy's, trailing a cloud of expensive perfume.

She brags to the elderly woman who was inside, Coco Chanel $900 per ounce.

The lift reaches the second floor where the old lady is about to get off. As she steps out of the elevator, she rips out a rumbling fart. Trailing a heavy cloud, she smiles sweetly and announces, broccoli, 49 cents a pound.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool?
Coco puffs.

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk?

Diabetes

A coconut walks into a bar...

At least it didn't get fucked...yet

If coconut oil is made with coconuts,

Almond oil is made with almonds,

Groundnut oil is made with groundnuts,



Then I surely know what baby oil is.....

Horses.

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.

Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

"Well...Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"

TIL Most of the world's coco is produced in Africa.

This is because of part of the continent's tropical savanna climate, particularly its precipitation. I love chocolate, so I'm really grateful for this.

Next time I eat a candy bar, I'll have to bless the rains down in Africa.

Did you hear about the new tomb that they found in Egypt?

It contains hazelnuts and coco and experts think that the tomb belonged to the...Ferrero Rocher

:)))

Did you hear the Coco Pops monkey was recently murdered?

Tony the Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop all got killed too.

Police think its the work of a serial killer.

Where does coconut milk come from?

Coconut cows.

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

I put my tongue in coco

I found it peasant and tasty. Then I put my tongue in Ice-t...and he punched me. His wife still calls though.

How does a pyromaniac react when they get flammable Coco cola for Christmas?

He's soda lighted!

They say that coconut oil is good for hair.

I'm wondering why coconut has bad hair itself?

A straight rooster says "coco doodle doo", a gay rooster says...

ANY COCKLEDOO!

Have you tried that new coconut shampoo?

It leaves your coconuts looking fabulous.

Cocoa was the last to arrive at the party

He was chocolate

I rate the new disney movie "Coco" a 8,7/10 because it coveres my favorite subject

Dead Mexicans.

What did the coconut say to the bowling ball?

You look about as scared as I do.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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