The Best 21 Coco Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coco jokes. There are some coco gasoline jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coco pry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool?
Coco puffs.

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk?

Diabetes

A straight rooster says "coco doodle doo", a gay rooster says...

ANY COCKLEDOO!

Coco joke, A straight rooster says "coco doodle doo", a gay rooster says...

What did the coconut say to the bowling ball?

You look about as scared as I do.

Where does coconut milk come from?

Coconut cows.


What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

Pulling Together

A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy doesn't move.

"Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy doesn't budge.

"Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.

Then the farmer says, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse drags the car out of the ditch.

Curious, the motorist asks the farmer why he kept calling his horse by the wrong name. "Buddy's blind," said the farmer. "And if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try."

Coco joke, Pulling Together

Did you hear the Coco Pops monkey was recently murdered?

Tony the Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop all got killed too.

Police think its the work of a serial killer.

I put my tongue in coco

I found it peasant and tasty. Then I put my tongue in Ice-t...and he punched me. His wife still calls though.

A coconut walks into a bar...

At least it didn't get fucked...yet

They say that coconut oil is good for hair.

I'm wondering why coconut has bad hair itself?

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They say that coconut water is good for hair.

Now, I understand why my pubes are growing like crazy recently.

What's the difference between Sonny the Cuckoo Bird and a Hawaiian masturbation addict?

Ones cuckoo for coco puffs and the other goes cuckoo for coconuts

If coconut oil is made with coconuts,

Almond oil is made with almonds,

Groundnut oil is made with groundnuts,

Then I surely know what baby oil is.....

Have you tried that new coconut shampoo?

It leaves your coconuts looking fabulous.

A sweet young girl walks into an elevator at Macy's, trailing a cloud of expensive perfume.

She brags to the elderly woman who was inside, Coco Chanel $900 per ounce.

The lift reaches the second floor where the old lady is about to get off. As she steps out of the elevator, she rips out a rumbling fart. Trailing a heavy cloud, she smiles sweetly and announces, broccoli, 49 cents a pound.

Coco joke, A sweet young girl walks into an elevator at Macy's, trailing a cloud of expensive perfume.

Did you hear about the new tomb that they found in Egypt?

It contains hazelnuts and coco and experts think that the tomb belonged to the...Ferrero Rocher

:)))

I rate the new disney movie "Coco" a 8,7/10 because it coveres my favorite subject

Dead Mexicans.

Cocoa was the last to arrive at the party

He was chocolate


How does a pyromaniac react when they get flammable Coco cola for Christmas?

He's soda lighted!

TIL Most of the world's coco is produced in Africa.

This is because of part of the continent's tropical savanna climate, particularly its precipitation. I love chocolate, so I'm really grateful for this.

Next time I eat a candy bar, I'll have to bless the rains down in Africa.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the coco beez jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working coco coconut piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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