The Best 38 Cocky Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cocky jokes. There are some cocky complacent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cocky presumptuous puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cocky Jokes and Puns

Hear about the oriental tailor that got arrested for being too arrogant with his customers?

He was always feeling cocky.

A very drunk man gets kicked out of a bar...

A very drunk man gets kicked out of a bar. He stumbles down the street and happens upon a nun walking the other direction.

Out of nowhere, he sucker punches her and knocks her to the ground. He continues to beat her up until she's unconscious.

He takes a step back, looks at her, and says, "Not so cocky now, are you batman?!"

Ancient Chinese proverb

Ancient Chinese proverb say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

Cocky joke, Ancient Chinese proverb

Confucius say...

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Have you read the autobiography of the guy with two functioning penises?

I don't know, I thought he came across as two cocky.


What do you call an insect who is very cocky?

I spent the whole of my day with my hand in my trouser pocket.

Maybe that's why I kept feeling cocky.

Cocky joke, I spent the whole of my day with my hand in my trouser pocket.

A Scottish priest is driving home when he comes across a dead pig lying on the road.

So he calls the police to inform them.

A cocky sergeant answers the called. "Did ye read him his last rites?" smirks the sergeant.

"Naw." replies the priest." I thought I would inform his next of kin first!"

I feel bad for people who payed $100 to watch the fight.

if they wanted to see a cocky black dude and a well-mannered asian cuddle they should've just rented Rush Hour

Confucious say...

Man with hand in pocket gets a little cocky.

My 8 year old son made me laugh with a dad joke...

We were trying to decide where to eat, I offered up Buffalo Wild Wings, but my son and daughter were being indecisive. I finally said ok guys, make up your mind My son replied with a cocky grin "C'mon Mom we'll just wing it"...he then burst into laughter for five minutes....his fathers humor is really rubbing off on him.

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What do you call a person who eats too much chicken?

Cocky

What happened to the man who won as Pornstar of the Year?

He got cocky...

What is the definition of too cocky?

Bukake

A man gets pulled over by the police for excessive speeding...

The cop approaches the vehicle, cocky and arrogant, and says "I've been waiting for someone like you all day."
The man smiles and says, "Well I got here as fast as I could, officer!"

My girlfriend told me she's leaving me because I'm too cocky.

I told her to close the door on her way back in.

Cocky joke, My girlfriend told me she's leaving me because I'm too cocky.

What do you call an over confident chicken?

Cocky

What did Han Solo say to Kylo Ren to encourage him to stop stealing cockatiels?

Great kid, don't get cocky!

What do you call an overconfident rooster?

**Cocky**

Thank you I will unfortunately be here all week.


I was driving through a construction zone when I saw a sign that read "slow down construction"

That's a cocky place to put that

My wife left me because I was too cocky

So I just told her to close the door on her way back in

What did the cocky pickle say when he entered the room?

Hey, I'm a pretty big Dill.

I don't like Thor, he's really cocky...

His brother is really Loki and down to earth though

I think my friend from Boston is going insane..

He keeps pointing at my car-keys and calls them cocky..

I don't mind the Chinese students in my Math class being really good at the subject

But I must say, it's pretty cocky of them to do the problems with their eyes closed.

I dressed up like a giant rooster and scared my wife.

Apparently she doesn't like boo cocky.

What did the single action revolver say to the double action one ?

Don't get too cocky

When Drake gets cocky, he calls me so I can hit him with a one-liner insult to keep him humble...

I'm his Hotline Zing!

A Scottish priest finds a dead pig.

A Scottish priest is driving home when he comes across a dead pig lying on the side of the road. So he calls the police to inform them.

A cocky sergeant answers the call.
"Did ye read him his last rites?" the sergeant smirked

"Naw." replies the priest. "I thought I'd inform his next of kin first!"

There are no humble train engineers.

Those cocky bastards are always tooting their own horn.

Confucius say, "Man with hand in right pocket feel cocky."

I was a cocky little punk when I was younger

I remember one time, when I was 9 years old, getting called into the principal's office.

Your behavior is out of line, and getting worse & worse each day. Standards really are slipping."

"I'll do the talking he replied.

What do you call an arrogant firearm?

Cocky

A cocky guy walks into a sperm bank.

The manager tells the worker, Can you get a load of this guy, ugh

What do you call a cocky Chef, a pro pool player, a white guy, a cell phone store employee, a game show host, a military recruiter, a plate of food, and a led blimp?

(Now read it backwards)

Her: I'm leaving you because you're too cocky.

Him: Close the door on your way back in.

I broke up with my Thai girlfriend today.

She was a little bit too cocky for my taste.

Last year, one of my new year resolutions was too stop being so arrogant and cocky

Realised a week into January I didn't need to bother because I am already perfect

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