Cocky Jokes

Following is our collection of untruthful puns and complacent one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cocky jokes for adults, dirty arrogant jokes and clean presumptuous dad gags for kids.

The Best Cocky Puns

I don't mind the Chinese students in my Math class being really good at the subject

But I must say, it's pretty cocky of them to do the problems with their eyes closed.

My girlfriend told me she's leaving me because I'm too cocky.

I told her to close the door on her way back in.

Her: I'm leaving you because you're too cocky.

Him: Close the door on your way back in.

I broke up with my Thai girlfriend today.

She was a little bit too cocky for my taste.

Have you read the autobiography of the guy with two functioning penises?

I don't know, I thought he came across as two cocky.

A Scottish priest is driving home when he comes across a dead pig lying on the road.

So he calls the police to inform them.

A cocky sergeant answers the called. "Did ye read him his last rites?" smirks the sergeant.

"Naw." replies the priest." I thought I would inform his next of kin first!"

A Scottish priest finds a dead pig.

A Scottish priest is driving home when he comes across a dead pig lying on the side of the road. So he calls the police to inform them.

A cocky sergeant answers the call.
"Did ye read him his last rites?" the sergeant smirked

"Naw." replies the priest. "I thought I'd inform his next of kin first!"

What do you call an over confident chicken?


My 8 year old son made me laugh with a dad joke...

We were trying to decide where to eat, I offered up Buffalo Wild Wings, but my son and daughter were being indecisive. I finally said ok guys, make up your mind My son replied with a cocky grin "C'mon Mom we'll just wing it"...he then burst into laughter for five minutes....his fathers humor is really rubbing off on him.

I dressed up like a giant rooster and scared my wife.

Apparently she doesn't like boo cocky.

A man gets pulled over by the police for excessive speeding...

The cop approaches the vehicle, cocky and arrogant, and says "I've been waiting for someone like you all day."
The man smiles and says, "Well I got here as fast as I could, officer!"

Confucius say...

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

I was a cocky little punk when I was younger

I remember one time, when I was 9 years old, getting called into the principal's office.

Your behavior is out of line, and getting worse & worse each day. Standards really are slipping."

"I'll do the talking he replied.

A very drunk man gets kicked out of a bar...

A very drunk man gets kicked out of a bar. He stumbles down the street and happens upon a nun walking the other direction.

Out of nowhere, he sucker punches her and knocks her to the ground. He continues to beat her up until she's unconscious.

He takes a step back, looks at her, and says, "Not so cocky now, are you batman?!"

My wife left me because I was too cocky

So I just told her to close the door on her way back in

What do you call an overconfident rooster?


Thank you I will unfortunately be here all week.

What did the single action revolver say to the double action one ?

Don't get too cocky

I spent the whole of my day with my hand in my trouser pocket.

Maybe that's why I kept feeling cocky.

Confucious say...

Man with hand in pocket gets a little cocky.

I was driving through a construction zone when I saw a sign that read "slow down construction"

That's a cocky place to put that

What is the definition of too cocky?


What do you call a person who eats too much chicken?


Ancient Chinese proverb

Ancient Chinese proverb say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

What do you call a cocky Chef, a pro pool player, a white guy, a cell phone store employee, a game show host, a military recruiter, a plate of food, and a led blimp?

(Now read it backwards)

A cocky guy walks into a sperm bank.

The manager tells the worker, Can you get a load of this guy, ugh

What do you call an arrogant firearm?


Confucius say, "Man with hand in right pocket feel cocky."

There are no humble train engineers.

Those cocky bastards are always tooting their own horn.

When Drake gets cocky, he calls me so I can hit him with a one-liner insult to keep him humble...

I'm his Hotline Zing!

I think my friend from Boston is going insane..

He keeps pointing at my car-keys and calls them cocky..

I don't like Thor, he's really cocky...

His brother is really Loki and down to earth though

What did the cocky pickle say when he entered the room?

Hey, I'm a pretty big Dill.

What did Han Solo say to Kylo Ren to encourage him to stop stealing cockatiels?

Great kid, don't get cocky!

What happened to the man who won as Pornstar of the Year?

He got cocky...

I feel bad for people who payed $100 to watch the fight.

if they wanted to see a cocky black dude and a well-mannered asian cuddle they should've just rented Rush Hour

What do you call an insect who is very cocky?

Hear about the oriental tailor that got arrested for being too arrogant with his customers?

He was always feeling cocky.

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