The Best 23 Cocktails Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cocktails jokes. There are some cocktails bourbon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cocktails gloomy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cocktails Jokes and Puns

What drinks do they serve after a circumcision?


Did you hear they recently opened a bar on the moon?

The cocktails are great, but it has no atmosphere.

Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception?

There were mazel tov cocktails everywhere!

Cocktails joke, Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception?

Do you like cocktails?

Wanna tell me some?

What do Jews throw when they riot?

Mozeltov Cocktails

Did You guys hear what the Jews did when they rioted?

They threw Mazel Tov Cocktails

Did you hear about the Rabbi who made his own fireworks? He called them

Mazel Tov Cocktails

^(I am **so** sorry)

^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out.

Cocktails joke, Did you hear about the Rabbi who made his own fireworks? He called them

What does a arsonist and a bartender have in common?

For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house.

What do rioting jewish people throw?

Mazel tov cocktails

What does the Israeli Defense Force call their firebombs?

Mazel-tov Cocktails

My friend once said, "If I wasn't making cocktails, I'd be a criminal."

Now he's behind bars.

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I always order my cocktails up

It really lifts my spirits

My friend told me that If he wasn't mixing cocktails, he'd be a criminal.

Either way, he's behind bars.

What disease do you have if you're great at making cocktails, but terrible at stealing tambourines?


I like my cocktails, like my Nuns


I drank seven cocktails in one night

The feathers don't blend well

Cocktails joke, I drank seven cocktails in one night

What types of explosives do the Jewish use?

Mazel tov cocktails.

Middle East

So whaddya call 3 rockets, 4 mortars, 5 molotov cocktails and 6 incendiary kites lauched from Gaza into Israel?
A cease fire!

You know why they call them cocktails?

Neither do I. But it still sounds dirty.

What did the Russian Jew throw at his bar mitzvah?

Mazel tov cocktails

Why are women like cocktails? (Nsfw-ish?)

They're both virgins till you add a little alcohol.

I'm considering starting a men's clothing line centered around cocktails...

The first article of clothing will be appropriately dubbed "my mai tai tie."

A Rooster With No Feathers on His Rump Walks into a Bar.....

Bartender: Can I help you?

Bird: I understand you have cocktails

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cocktails incendiary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cocktails vodka piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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