Cocktail Making Jokes
10 cocktail making jokes and hilarious cocktail making puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cocktail making that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cocktail Making Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good cocktail making joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My friend once said, "If I wasn't making cocktails, I'd be a criminal."
Now he's behind bars.
How do you make a Tupac cocktail?
Start by putting six shots in it.
Created a new cocktail. Rye whiskey, Gosling's Ginger Beer, and garnished with jalapeño
It's called the Rye n' Gosling, and it's the hottest drink I make
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At a cocktail party...
an obstetrician's wife noticed that another guest, a big, oversexed blonde in a slinky red dress, was making overtures at her husband. As it was a large, informal gathering, she tried to laugh it off, until she saw the woman begin whispering into her husband's ear while her hand caressed his back.
At once she confronted the blonde b**... and screamed, "Look, lady! My husband just delivers babies, he doesn't INSTALL them!"
What disease do you have if you're great at making cocktails, but terrible at stealing tambourines?
Parkinsons
Tried a make a cocktail a couple times...
I got mixed results.
They call me cocktail, and not because of the drinks I make
^^^^but ^^^^because ^^^^of ^^^^my ^^^^body
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I once tried to make a cocktail with v**... and prune juice.
I called it a piledriver.
My friend attempted to make a cocktail...
but she didn't have the Bols.
An American, a Canadian and a Macedonian...
An American and a Canadian were seated next to a Macedonian on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the American bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Canadian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told me how she could never love another man."
When the Macedonian remained silent, the Canadian smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the American arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
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