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Funniest Cockroach Short Jokes

Short cockroach jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cockroach humour may include short bed bugs jokes also.

  1. As a boy, I was made to believe that earwigs lived in ears Henceforth, I was terrified of cockroaches
  2. Cockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust but can't survive a slap from a newspaper. This shows how toxic the media is.
  3. When I was a kid I was terrified of earwigs because I thought they were bugs that crawled into your ears. So you can imagine my reaction when I heard about cockroaches.
  4. Cockroaches are found to be capable in surviving a nuclear holocaust, but if you swat it with a newspaper it would die instantly This shows how toxic the media is
  5. Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting a cockroach in the bathroom.
  6. Arnold Schwarzeneggar never has mice, rats or cockroaches in his house He is an ex Terminator
  7. A Hungarian cockroach was telling terrible jokes at an open mic night. What do you do? Budapest
  8. A cockroach's last words to a husband: "Go ahead, kill me coward. You are just jealous I will make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her."
  9. When I was young, I used to think earwigs actually lived in your ears... You can imagine how terrified I was of cockroaches...
  10. When I killed a... When I killed a honeybee dad told me no honey for a week.
    When I killed a butterfly he said no butter for a week.
    Well mom just killed a cockroach,
    should I tell her for you?

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Cockroach One Liners

Which cockroach one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cockroach? I can suggest the ones about fly insect and insect.

  1. Yesterday I saw a gay cockroach… How do I know it was gay?
    It came out of the closet.
  2. If bed bugs are found in beds Who came up with cockroaches?
  3. If bedbugs live in beds, does that mean.. ..cockroaches........
  4. If bed bugs live in beds... then does that mean cockroaches and butterflies live in...?
  5. My wife is such a terrible cook... Even the cockroaches order out.
  6. Teacher: that's a really big cockroach! Roach: So I've been told miss.
  7. Why is Arnold schwarzenegger good at killing cockroaches? Because he's an ex-terminator
  8. What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint? A Bug report
  9. What's it called when you attack a Cockroach nest? A Raid
  10. If bed bugs are found on beds Where are cockroaches found?
  11. What two things will survive a nuclear holocaust? Cockroaches and Kieth Richards
  12. How many women does it take to kill a cockroach? Only one, with killer vocal chords.
  13. Cockroaches are a lot like my dreams. Everyone wants to crush them.
  14. Cockroaches understand what I go through They always put themselves in my shoes
  15. If a dung beetle eats dung... Then what does a cockroach eat?

Cockroach joke, If a dung beetle eats dung...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cockroach can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cockroach puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Witty Cockroach Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about cockroach you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean rodent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cockroach prank.

Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper.
Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..."
Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach.
Husband faints.
Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."

Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."

Seeing a cockroach in ur sandwich is not a problem but

Seeing a half cockroach in ur half sandwich is definitely a big problem.

A dad sees his son swatting a honeybee...

He says, "For that, no honey for a month. The next day, he sees his son killing a butterfly. He says, "For that no butter for a month." The next day, he sees his wife kill a cockroach. The son says, "Dad you want to tell her or should I?"

What do you call a gay cockroach?

You still call it a cockroach, just for a different reason.
^I'm ^so ^sorry.

A boy and his father are playing catch

A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
"That was a honey bee," his father said,"one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast (no honey or butter.)
Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her or
should I"?

While playing in the backyard, Johnny kills a honeybee

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?

n**... Son: Dad, remember when I killed that butterfly........

At Family Dinner:
Son: Dad, remember when I killed that butterfly and you told me, "no butter for a week?"
Dad: yeah...
Son: and when sis killed that honeybee and you said, "no honey for a week?"
Dad: yeah, that was a month ago. So what?
Son: Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?

Remember when I killed that butterfly?

Son: remember when I killed that butterfly and you said no butter for a week?
Dad: ya?
Son: remember when I killed that honeybee and you said no honey for a week?
Dad: ya that was last month?
Son: mom just killed a cockroach, should I break the news to her?

A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says, "No butter for one week!" The little boy kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!"

Mom kills a cockroach. The little boy turns to his dad and says, "Are you gonna tell her or should i do it?"

Why did the cockroach break up with his mosquito girlfriend?

He saw her s**... someone else.

Translated Indian joke: Don't speak while you're eating.

Husband & Wife dining in a hotel:
Hubby: I wanna tell you something.
Wife: It's not good manners to talk while eating.
.
(After Eating)
Wife: Now tell me.
Hubby: There was a cockroach in your Biryani !!!
Moral:
Listen to your Husband once in a while

Why did the man squish the cockroach?

Because he said to the man, "Go ahead, kill me coward. You are just jealous I make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her.'

Today, i will be calling all the cockroaches and rats

Today, i will be calling all the cockroaches
and rats in my house for a meeting so we can discuss how we will be sharing the rent because i don't know who owns the house anymore.

Late one night, Norm answered the doorbell to find a 6 foot tall cockroach standing on the step.

The bug grabbed Norm by the collar, punched him in the eye, threw him across the living room and then ran off.
The next day, Norm went to see his doctor to have his bruised eye examined.
Ah, yes, the doctor said when Norm explained what happened. There's a n**... bug going around.

A guy with some cockroach-infested bread, an aptitude for puns, and a propensity for spoonerisms walks into a bar.

"I have the pest buns," he says to the barman.

Little Johnny kills a butterfly

His dad says, "No butter for one week!" Little Johnny kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!" Mom kills a cockroach. Little Johnny turns to his dad and says, "shall I break the news to her?"

I got a new pet cockroach.....

And i named him Comey the h**...

Two cockroaches run into each other in a week old baguette

One says to the other, 'Hey, I thought I was the only roach from around these parts. Where you from?'
The other responds, 'Who, me? I was born in bread right here.'

A man's daughter killed a butterfly in the garden so the father said "No butter for a month."

Then later that day, the daughter killed a cockroach. Then the father said "Nice try."

The natural fear cycle.

Cockroach afraid of mice
Mice afraid of cats
Cats afraid of dogs
Dogs afraid of men
Men afraid from wives
Wives afraid of cockraoches.

A cockroach in my home just came out of the closet.

I was shocked at first but I made sure that it felt supported and loved no matter what or whome it loved.

What's the difference between a bunch of bugs and Dwayne Johnson's personal trainers?

One is a group of cockroaches, the other's a bunch of Rock coaches

I heard a knock at my door yesterday morning

I opened the door and got punched in the face by a giant cockroach
I went and told my doctor and he said
ah yes I've heard there's a n**... bug going round

A man was going to kill a cockroach

Man: Any last words?
Cockroach: You're just jealous of me.
Man: Why would I be jealous of you?!
Cockroach: Because I can make your wife scream louder than you can!

A little boy killed a butterfly.

His dad looked at him disappointed and said,
"Son, because you killed that butterfly you won't get butter for a week."
A month later he killed a honeybee, his dad looked at him and said,
"Son, because you killed that honeybee you won't get honey for a week."
The boy looks at his father and says, "I also killed a cockroach."
The dad laughs at him and said, "Nice Try!"

A father and his son went outside for a walk.

The son steps on a butterfly. The father jokes : Your going to have to eat some butter now!
When they return back to their home, they find the kid's mother cooking in the kitchen. She accidentally steps on a cockroach. The son says to the father : I'll leave you guys to it then.

Cockroaches can survive a nuclear war. But hit them with a newspaper and they die.

See how dangerous the media is?

Cockroaches And Media

Cockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust, but can't survive a slap from newspaper
That's how toxic our media is.

Operation Clean-Up

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.
Today I'm putting a cockroach in the bathroom.

A little boy kills a butterfly and his dad says, no butter for 2 weeks. He kills a honeybee and his dad says, no honey for two weeks.

His mother kills a cockroach. He looks at his dad and says, are you going to tell her or should I?

A man walks into an insect shop...

and asks for several bags of cockroaches.
"What are you using all the cockroaches for?" the cashier asks.
"Well..." the man said, "the landlord asked I leave his property the same way I found it."

A customer is at a sporting goods store.

Customer in sporting goods store: Excuse me, do you sell cockroaches?
Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.
Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.
Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?
Customer: I'm moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

Proof that a cockroach has ears in its legs

If you scream at it, it runs away
If you take off its legs then scream at it, it wont run

Dad! I accidentally stepped on this butterfly…

Well you know what that means son, no butter for you for a month. The boy was upset and went back into the house. The next day the boy was playing in the garden again.
Dad! I accidentally killed a honeybee. The father looks at his son.
Well no honey for you for a month. The boy was upset and went inside the house. A few hours later the boy went up to his dad.
Dad! Mom just killed a cockroach.
(Old but gold lol)

Why do Hawaiian Cockroaches hate Kona Coffee so much?

Because it turns them into Jitterbugs.

Cockroach joke, Why do Hawaiian Cockroaches hate Kona Coffee so much?

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