Cockroaches Jokes

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The Best Cockroaches Puns

Cockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust but can't survive a slap from a newspaper.

This shows how toxic the media is.

When I was a kid I was terrified of earwigs because I thought they were bugs that crawled into your ears.

So you can imagine my reaction when I heard about cockroaches.

Cockroaches are found to be capable in surviving a nuclear holocaust, but if you swat it with a newspaper it would die instantly

This shows how toxic the media is

When I was young, I used to think earwigs actually lived in your ears...

You can imagine how terrified I was of cockroaches...

If bed bugs are found in beds

Who came up with cockroaches?

If bed bugs live in beds...

then does that mean cockroaches and butterflies live in...?

Cockroaches can survive a nuclear war. But hit them with a newspaper and they die.

See how dangerous the media is?

Two cockroaches run into each other in a week old baguette

One says to the other, 'Hey, I thought I was the only roach from around these parts. Where you from?'

The other responds, 'Who, me? I was born in bread right here.'

Today, i will be calling all the cockroaches and rats

Today, i will be calling all the cockroaches
and rats in my house for a meeting so we can discuss how we will be sharing the rent because i don't know who owns the house anymore.

What's the difference between a bunch of bugs and Dwayne Johnson's personal trainers?

One is a group of cockroaches, the other's a bunch of Rock coaches

Cockroaches And Media

Cockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust, but can't survive a slap from newspaper

That's how toxic our media is.

My wife is such a terrible cook...

Even the cockroaches order out.

How many cockroaches does it take too screw in a lightbulb,

Don't know, as soon as the light comes on they all scatter.
Curtousy of "A Bugs Life"

Why is Arnold schwarzenegger good at killing cockroaches?

Because he's an ex-terminator

I couldn't figure out why my computer stopped working until I opened it up and found some cockroaches inside...

Though, I did get it working again after some thorough debugging.

Apparently, a group of cockroaches is called an intrusion.

I guess that's the politically correct way of referring to the Republicans.

What two things will survive a nuclear holocaust?

Cockroaches and Kieth Richards

If bed bugs are found on beds

Where are cockroaches found?

How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know. When I turn on the light they're all gone.

Cockroaches are a lot like my dreams.

Everyone wants to crush them.

In a nuclear war, they say the only thing to survive will be cockroaches.

Which means the UK will still have a functioning government.

There are 3 Cockroaches in a kitchen. How do you know which one is the cowboy?

The one of the range.

Yo mama so nasty

I walked in the front door and saw her playin' strip poker with the cockroaches

What did the hotel keeper tell the guest who was complaining about cockroaches?

"It's not a bug, it's a feature."

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