Cockpits Jokes

Following is our collection of aircraft puns and navigator one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cockpits jokes for adults, dirty biplane jokes and clean jet dad gags for kids.

The Best Cockpits Puns

(NSFW) No one was too upset about being on a flight with two female pilots, just a little surprised...

None of them had ever seen a plane with three cockpits before.

How is a woman like an airplane?

Both have cockpits.

Whats a similarity between planes and girls?

they both have cockpits

[NSFW] What do woman and airplanes have in common?

They both have cockpits.

What do women and aircraft share in common?

They both have cockpits


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