Cockney Jokes
7 cockney jokes and hilarious cockney puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cockney that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Bring a smile to your face with this collection of hilarious Cockney jokes! Learn the ins and outs of cockney rhyming slang and the differences between a gale and a scouser, and afro. Read on for a fun dose of British humor!
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Heartwarming Cockney Jokes that Make You Laugh
What is a good cockney joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I asked my cockney dad what I should buy my girlfriend for her birthday.
He said, 'You should give her a Pandora bracelet.'
So I gave her a pound.
How much does a cockney spend on shampoo?
Paan ten.
Did you hear about the cockney hobo who offered no resistance to electrical current?
He was ohm-less.
Two cockney men were talking...
The first one says "So my wife sailed to the West Indies last year". The other one asks "Jamaica?". The first man answers "No, she went on her own accord".
I think my cockney friend is obsessed with the desert.
I asked him what he thought of my mixtape and he said, "Sand's great."
How much does a Cockney spend on shampoo?
Pantene
How much does a Cockney pay for shampoo?
Pantene.
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