Laughter Cockeyed Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
Did you hear about that baby that was born without one of his eye-lids? they used part of his f**... to replace it.
He'll be alright, just a little c**...-eyed.
I knew a kid in grade school who was born with deformed eyelids...
...So they took the flesh from his circumcision to fix his deformity. For the rest of his life he was c**...-eyed.
Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids?
They used his f**... for an eyelid skin graft.
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***Now the poor guy is c**...-eyed***
Needed: Eyelids
A baby is born with no eyelids. The doctors need a solution, and fast. The best solution, and the one they arrive at, is to use his f**... for his new eyelids. They successfully attach his f**... as eyelids, with only one complication. Now hes a little c**...-eyed.
Born without eyelids.
Last week a little boy was born at the hospital without any eyelids. Puzzled the doctors didn't know what to make of it. In a snap of genius, when they circumcised the boy they also replaced his missing eyelids. Only problem is now he's c**...-eyed.
A young burn victim gets new eyelids made from his f**...!
Doctors say he will be a little cockeyed.
Did you hear about that baby boy that was born with no eyelids?
The doctors actually used his f**... from circumcision to construct his eyelids. He's OK, but just a little c**...-eyed.
Did you hear about the boy born without eyelids?
The doctors said they could give the boy eyelids made out of his f**.... The only problem is that he would be a little cockeyed.
Poor kid
Was reading the news this morning and saw an article about a kid in Denver born without any eye lids.
The doctor decided that since the parents were having him circumcised, the f**... could be made into eye lids for the kid.
The surgery actually turned out really well, kids just a little cockeyed.
A baby boy was born without eyelids. After the circumcision, the doctors used the f**... to make eyelids.
Now he's cockeyed.
Did you hear about the baby that was born without eyelids?
Luckily the doctors were able to graft him a new pair from his f**.... The operation was a success, however now the baby's a little cockeyed.
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A baby boy was born last week with no eyelids.
They used his f**... to graft eyelids.
The poor kid is now cockeyed.
A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his f**...
It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed
My newborn son...
was born with no eyelids. Luckily, the doctor was able to use the f**... (after they circumcised him) to make eyelids for him. They say he's gonna be ok...he'll just be a little cockeyed.
I woman had just given birth to a baby boy...
The doctor was holding him and told the parent,"I regret to inform you that your son was born without eyelids." The mother replies," That's terrible. What are we going to do?" The doctor says," I've seen this before, don't worry. We will circumcise him and use the f**... to make him new eyelids." The father says," Won't that make him c**...-eyed." The doctor replies," No, if anything it will give him foresight"
A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some. Everything turned out fine, except...
the doctor said he was a little cockeyed.
(AP) New York - A baby delivered without eyelids had surgery today at Mount Sinai Hospital in Manhattan, NY. Doctors successfully removed the child's f**... and were able to use the tissue to successfully form eyelids. Doctors said the child will be fine.
Just a little cockeyed.
A baby was born this morning with no eyelids.
So the doctors used the baby boy's f**... to create functional eyelids.
Doctors say the baby is doing fine, all vitals look good, but he's a little c**...-eyed.
Did anyone else hear about the baby who was born recently, without eyelids? The doctors actually used his f**... to make a pair of lids for him.
It was an experimental procedure, and it worked great!.... except now he's all c**...-eyed.
There was a baby boy born at the hospital without eyelids.
So the doctors circumcised him and used his f**... as eyelids. He's doing fine, he is just a little cockeyed
You hear the one about the kid who was born with no eyelids?
The doctor was able to make new ones for him with the kid's f**.... When the parents asked if he'll be fine, the doctor replied, "Oh he'll be fine, he'll just be a little c**...-eyed."
My son was born without eyelids...
The Dr suggested a new procedure using his f**... after circumcision to replace his missing lids. The only possible complication was that he would be a little c**...-eyed.
So a man had his eye lids burned off in a fire and the doctors used a new procedure to replace them with his f**...
He came out just fine besides being a little cockeyed.
A baby was born with no eyes lids...
So the doctors decided to circumcise him and use the skin to craft new eyes lids.
They botched it though and he came out looking a bit c**...-eyed.
A Florida boy was born with no eyelids...
The doctors decided to make him some eyelids using his f**....
He's a little c**...-eyed now, but he'll be fine.
My friend had to go to the doctor, because all he could see were d**....
Turns out he was c**...-eyed.
My c**...-eyed professor had a really bad day today.
His pupils got way out of line.
It made him so angry that he couldn't see straight.
My son was born without eye lids
My son was born with out eye lids, so when they circumcised him they used his f**... as new eye lids.
He's alright now, just a little c**...-eyed
A little boy was born with no eyelids..
A little boy was born with no eyelids. The doctor said when we circumcise him we can take some of that skin and make him new ones. As the boy grew up he was able to see just fine, other than being a little c**...-eyed!
Did you hear about that kid who was born with no eyelids?
They made him new eyelids from his circumcision. He's fine, just a little cockeyed.
There was a kid that was born with no eyelids.
The doctor was able to use the skin from the circumcision to make him new eyelids.
It went really well other than the fact the kid is a little c**...-eyed
Burn unit
I asked the doctor what they did with all the foreskins after circumcisions, he told me that years ago they would send them to the burn unit for people with f**... burns for eyelid reconstruction. I asked, why did they stop? He says, because ask the patients ended up looking cockeyed
A boy is born without eyelids...
A boy who was born without eyelids is making national headlines as he has just undergone experimental surgery to use his f**... to craft new eyelids. The surgery was a success and the boy is recovering perfectly. However, he will be a little cockeyed.
I was born with a missing eyelid. The doctors used my f**... to replace it.
Which is why to this day I see the world a little cockeyed.
Doctor: So your child was born without eyelids.
Mother: Well isn't there anything you can do?
Doctor: Yes, when we circumcise him we can take that excess skin and make him eye lids.
Mother: Will he be okay?
Doctor: Yeah, he will be fine, just be a little c**...-eyed.
Did you hear about the baby boy born without eyelids?
Fortunately, doctors were able to use his f**... to create functional eyelids. While an overall success, the surgery did leave him a little c**...-eyed.
A baby boy was born without eyelids.
The doctors decided to circumcise him and use the f**... to create eyelids for him. It all went well except he is a little cockeyed.
I was born without eyelids, so they created them from my f**......
Now I'm a little c**...-eyed.
My dad has a lazy eye and tells this joke when someone asks about it.
I had to have f**... removed when I was thirteen
My sister was born with no eyelids and the doctor suggested making them out of f**....
Worked awesome, she can blink and wink normally. Only thing is that she is a bit cockeyed...
An uncircumcised friend of mine had to have plastic surgery on his eyelids after a severe burn to his face and the doctor used his f**... for the graft...
The doctor was able to save his sight but now he is a little cockeyed.
There was a boy born without eye lids last week!
Doctors were able to make him eye lids out of the f**... from his circumcision.
They think he will be alright, but he is going to be a little c**...-eyed.
Did you hear about the kid born without eyelids?
Doctors were doing a circumcision anyways and used the f**... for new eyelids.
Don't worry, he's fine. He's just little cockeyed now.
Did you guys hear about the baby that was born without eyelids?
He's a boy, and the were gonna circumcise him anyway, so the surgeon used the f**... to make new eyelids.
Don't worry, the baby's doing great. He's just a little cockeyed.
A man goes to the doctors to get his first son circumcised...
A man goes to the doctors to get his first son circumcised. He meets with a pediatrician who says "ya know we used to use the f**... from the circumcision to do skin transplants for kids born without eyelids... But we had to stop because they started coming out cockeyed"
Did you hear about the kid born w/o an eyelid?
When they circumcised him, they used the extra skin to fix his eyelid.
The procedure went fine, he's a little cockeyed now though...
When I was circumcised they accidentally took a little extra off.
They ended up using it as skin grafts for a pair of twin's eyelids.
Now I'm getting sued by the parents because they're a little c**...-eyed.
*n**...* Went to school with a kid who had no eyelids.
They used his f**... to make eyelids.
He could see fine, he was just a little cockeyed.
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out.
A boy was born without eyelids.
Fortunately, the doctor was able to use his f**... to make the boy some eyelids. After some time, the doctor asked the mother how the boy was doing. She replied, "He is fine, but he is a bit cockeyed."
A jewish woman goes to the hospital to give birth to her son.
Unfortunately the baby boy is born without eyelids.
The jewish woman is hysterical and says: Doctor, doctor what am i going to do? My baby boy has no eyelids!
The doctor calmly replies: Missus Levine, don't worry your son is going to be circumcised so we can do a transplant and give him eyelids.
Missus Levine says: Doctor, doctor but I don't want a son that's gonna be cockeyed!
Doctor replies: But Missus Levine imagine what foresight he'll have!
I peeped into a glory hole.
And I got cockeyed.
Did you hear about the baby born without eyelids?
They used his f**... to make him new ones. He sees just fine but he is a little c**...-eyed.
A woman just gave birth to a baby boy. Unfortunately....
The doctor was holding him and told the parent,"I regret to inform you that your son was born without eyelids." The mother replies," That's terrible. What are we going to do?" The doctor says," I've seen this before, don't worry. We will circumcise him and use the f**... to make him new eyelids." The father says," Won't that make him c**...-eyed." The doctor replies," No, if anything it will give him foresight"
Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids?
They used the skin from his circumcision to make his new eyelids.
The doctor said he made it through the surgery fine, but may end up a little cockeyed.
Did you see on the news the boy who was born with no eyelids?
The doctors rushed him to emergency surgery for his circumcision and immediately replaced his eyelids with his f**... in a miraculous surgery. The doctor was praised and during an interview stated "the boy is going to be just fine, we don't see any major complications in his future however he may end up to be a bit cockeyed"
Kid born without eyelids.
I just read where a kid was born without eyelids. The doctors have came up with a way to correct the problem, they are going to use his f**... to make him eyelids. The doctors said that they will work fine and the kid will live a normal life. The only problem is that the kid will be a little cockeyed.
