Cockerel Jokes
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RIP Barry Cryer - a true comedy great
From his obituary:
> Cryer, the master of the comedy sketch and the instant one-liner, was once asked by the Yorkshire Post for his favourite joke. He recalled one he had told in a student r**... in 1955.
>"A man drives down a country lane and runs over a cockerel. He knocks at a nearby farmhouse door and a woman answers.
>"'I appear to have killed your cockerel,' he says. 'I'd like to replace it.' The woman replies: 'Please yourself - the hens are round the back.'"
I saw this one reposted here earlier this week..
A man ran over a cockerel with his car
Feeling guilty, he goes to a nearby farmhouse to see how he can help. A woman opens the door and he says: I appear to have killed your cockerel. I'd like to replace him.'
She replies: Please yourself, the hens are round the back.
I saw a cockerel in a store looking at the tomatoes, cucumbers and lettuce...
I knew what it was - it was a chicken Caesar salad. (chicken sees a salad).
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