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Cocker Spaniel Jokes

5 cocker spaniel jokes and hilarious cocker spaniel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cocker spaniel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Cocker Spaniel Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good cocker spaniel joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If someone ever offers you a Cocker Spaniel...

You should take the Spaniel.

I saw a woman taking her pet for a walk

But I couldn't tell if it was a dog or a rooster.
I walked up to her and said "excuse me, can I ask what kind of pet that is?"
The woman replied "he's a cocker spaniel"
So I guess she didn't know either.

what do you get if you mix a dachsund with a cocker spaniel/ poodle mix?

A cockadockapoo.

What do you get if you cross a cocker-spaniel with a poodle and a rooster?

A Cockerpoodledoo!

Did you hear about the dog that all men fear?

It's half Cocker Spaniel and half Doberman Pinscher.
That's right. It's a Cocker Pinscher.

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