Cocker Jokes

Following is our collection of dog puns and poodle one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cocker jokes for adults, dirty terrier jokes and clean moi dad gags for kids.

The Best Cocker Puns

If someone ever offers you a Cocker Spaniel...

You should take the Spaniel.

Saw a dog in the park this morning that was a cross between a cockerpoo and a labradoodle.

A cocker doodle poo, if you will.

What kind of dog speaks Spanish?

A Cocker EspaΓ±ol

I saw a cockerel in a store looking at the tomatoes, cucumbers and lettuce...

I knew what it was - it was a chicken Caesar salad. (chicken sees a salad).

what do you get if you mix a dachsund with a cocker spaniel/ poodle mix?

A cockadockapoo.


Brexit Vote goes down as one of the Brit's most shocking moments...

Jarvis Cocker stage invasion during Michael Jackson's 'Earth Song' falls to #2.

What do you get when you cross: A Cocker Spaniel, A Poodle, and A Rooser

A CockerPoodleDoo

Still my favorite joke even after 35 yrs :)

Did you hear about the dog that all men fear?

It's half Cocker Spaniel and half Doberman Pinscher.

That's right. It's a Cocker Pinscher.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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