The Best 8 Cocker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cocker jokes. There are some cocker poodle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cocker moi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cocker Jokes and Puns

If someone ever offers you a Cocker Spaniel...

You should take the Spaniel.

Saw a dog in the park this morning that was a cross between a cockerpoo and a labradoodle.

A cocker doodle poo, if you will.

What kind of dog speaks Spanish?

A Cocker EspaΓ±ol

I saw a cockerel in a store looking at the tomatoes, cucumbers and lettuce...

I knew what it was - it was a chicken Caesar salad. (chicken sees a salad).

what do you get if you mix a dachsund with a cocker spaniel/ poodle mix?

A cockadockapoo.


Brexit Vote goes down as one of the Brit's most shocking moments...

Jarvis Cocker stage invasion during Michael Jackson's 'Earth Song' falls to #2.

What do you get when you cross: A Cocker Spaniel, A Poodle, and A Rooser

A CockerPoodleDoo

Still my favorite joke even after 35 yrs :)

Did you hear about the dog that all men fear?

It's half Cocker Spaniel and half Doberman Pinscher.

That's right. It's a Cocker Pinscher.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cocker glockenspiel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cocker retriever piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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