Cockatoo Jokes

40 cockatoo jokes and hilarious cockatoo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cockatoo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Cockatoo Short Jokes

Short cockatoo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cockatoo humour may include short pet parrot jokes also.

  1. What does your mom and a rain forest have in common? If you look deep enough in the bush, you might find a cockatoo.
  2. I have my suspicions my vet might be gay.. I can tell just from looking at him he's seen a cockatoo.
  3. Did you know Liberace was a bird lover? He once said, I've never hugged a parrot, but I've kissed a cockatoo!
  4. Broke up with my gf because she liked birds too much... her favorite being a cockatoo... at the same time.
  5. Did you hear about the woman who lived alone with her bird? She's had a cockatoo over the years, but never a husband.
  6. Know how to tell if your local pet store owner is gay? See how happy they get when you want to see a cockatoo.
  7. My Bostonian girlfriend cheated on me with multiple people. I thought she wanted to get a bird... ... turns out she had a different cockatoo in mind.
  8. Have you ever had a Parrot on your right shoulder? No? How about a Pigeon on your left?
    Okay then... Open your mouth...
    I bet you've had a Cockatoo in there!
  9. What do a tropical bird expert and a pornstar have in common? They both know how to handle a cockatoo.
  10. Do you like birds? I don't know, you just kind of strike me as the type of guy that would enjoy a cockatoo.

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Cockatoo One Liners

Which cockatoo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cockatoo? I can suggest the ones about budgie and parrot.

  1. So my ex-wife is a bird lover... she always wanted a black cockatoo
  2. elton John has never had a parrot But he's had a cockatoo
  3. Have you ever stroked a parrot? I bet you've stroked a cockatoo...
  4. What do you call half of a cockatoo? A cockaone
  5. Apparently, Elton John has never owned a parrot But he's certainly had a cockatoo.
  6. I'm no bird expert but... I've seen a cockatoo.
  7. Female parrot thief on the loose Shes been known to take a cockatoo
  8. My girlfriend is no bird thief... ...but she could take a cockatoo.
  9. A promiscuous homosexual man who collects birds of paradise, Loves a cockatoo
  10. You guys ever seen a cockatoo? Yeah?
    I bet you have.
  11. How did the p**... get a job at the zoo? They heard she could handle a cockatoo.
  12. Ever hear about the girl who was s**... into birds? She s**... cockatoo
  13. If d**... was a bird. It would be a cockatoo.
  14. Did you hear about the bird that was into group s**...? She loved getting a c**...-a-too
  15. What's a thot's favorite animal? A c**...-a-too! I'll show myself the door...

Cockatoo joke, What's a thot's favorite animal?

Amusing & Witty Cockatoo Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about cockatoo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toucan bird jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cockatoo pranks.

Australian kids are exposed to male g**... a lot growing up.

By the time they reach 18, they've definitely seen a cockatoo.

Liberace dies an regains consciousness outside the pearly gates.

St. Peter says, I'm sorry, Liberace, but you can't come in. It says right here you ate a parrot. That's God's favorite bird. There's no way I can let you in. Liberace responds, No, no! You got the wrong guy! I never ate a parrot!...
...Now, I mighta ate a cockatoo...

Liberace arrives at the Pearly Gates

St. Peter says, "I think we might have a problem here. Our records indicate that you once bit the head off a live parakeet at one of your concerts."
Liberace responds, "No, that would have been Ozzy Osbourne. Now I might have had a cockatoo ..."

I always see gay guys looking at the birds in the local pet store. I wondered why, but then I realized...

...hey, I'm sure they'd love a cockatoo.
(I just made this joke up after watching 15 episodes of The Sopranos and thinking in the New Jersey Italian-American, whatever you want to call it, accent.)

Cockatoo joke, What do a tropical bird expert and a pornstar have in common?