The Best 27 Cockatoo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cockatoo jokes. There are some cockatoo chirpies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cockatoo budgie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cockatoo Jokes and Puns

How did the prostitute get a job at the zoo?

They heard she could handle a cockatoo.

What does your mom and a rain forest have in common?

If you look deep enough in the bush, you might find a cockatoo.

Australian kids are exposed to male genitals a lot growing up.

By the time they reach 18, they've definitely seen a cockatoo.

Cockatoo joke, Australian kids are exposed to male genitals a lot growing up.

I have my suspicions my vet might be gay..

I can tell just from looking at him he's seen a cockatoo.

So my ex-wife is a bird lover...

she always wanted a black cockatoo


Liberace dies an regains consciousness outside the pearly gates.

St. Peter says, I'm sorry, Liberace, but you can't come in. It says right here you ate a parrot. That's God's favorite bird. There's no way I can let you in. Liberace responds, No, no! You got the wrong guy! I never ate a parrot!...

...Now, I mighta ate a cockatoo...

Elton John has never had a parrot

But he's had a cockatoo

Cockatoo joke, Elton John has never had a parrot

Have you ever stroked a parrot?

I bet you've stroked a cockatoo...

Ever hear about the girl who was sexually into birds?

She sucked cockatoo

What do you call half of a cockatoo?

A cockaone

Broke up with my gf because she liked birds too much...

her favorite being a cockatoo... at the same time.

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I'm no bird expert but...

I've seen a cockatoo.

[NSFW] Have you ever owned a parakeet?

Because you look like you love a Cockatoo

Know how to tell if your local pet store owner is gay?

See how happy they get when you want to see a cockatoo.

Female parrot thief on the loose

Shes been known to take a cockatoo

Apparently, Elton John has never owned a parrot

But he's certainly had a cockatoo.

Cockatoo joke, Apparently, Elton John has never owned a parrot

Did you hear about the woman who lived alone with her bird?

She's had a cockatoo over the years, but never a husband.

My girlfriend is no bird thief...

...but she could take a cockatoo.

My Bostonian girlfriend cheated on me with multiple people. I thought she wanted to get a bird...

... turns out she had a different cockatoo in mind.


A promiscuous homosexual man who collects birds of paradise,

Loves a cockatoo

If dickbutt was a bird.

It would be a cockatoo.

Have you ever had a Parrot on your right shoulder?

No? How about a Pigeon on your left?
Okay then... Open your mouth...
I bet you've had a Cockatoo in there!

What do a tropical bird expert and a pornstar have in common?

They both know how to handle a cockatoo.

Did you hear about the bird that was into group sex?

She loved getting a cock-a-too

Do you like birds?

I don't know, you just kind of strike me as the type of guy that would enjoy a cockatoo.

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! My mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage!

Dentist: Yes, I can see there's been a cockatoo in there.

I always see gay guys looking at the birds in the local pet store. I wondered why, but then I realized...

...hey, I'm sure they'd love a cockatoo.
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(I just made this joke up after watching 15 episodes of The Sopranos and thinking in the New Jersey Italian-American, whatever you want to call it, accent.)

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