The Best 9 Cockadoodledoo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cockadoodledoo jokes. There are some cockadoodledoo axolotl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cockadoodledoo badge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cockadoodledoo Jokes and Puns

The three different types of rooster

What does a rooster say?

Cock-a-doodle-doo

What does a crazy rooster say?

Doodle-doodle-cock

What does a Gay rooster say?

Any-cockle-do

What's the difference between a rooster and a nymphomaniac?

The rooster crows : **"Cock-a-doodle-doo"**

The nymphomaniac goes :**"Any-Cock-will-dooo"**

What do you call a female chicken that goes "cock-a-doodle-doo"?

A lesbi-hen

I was sick of my alarm clock so I bought a rooster...

But now I'm starting to think I got a gay rooster. Instead of saying "cock-a-doodle-doo" in the morning, he says "any-cockle-doo"

The normal chicken goes

The normal chicken goes cock-a-doodle-doo!

The retarted chicken goes doodle-doodle-cock!

The gay chicken goes any-cock-will-doo!


What do chickens say?

What do chickens say? Cock-a-doodle-doo

What does a chicken in the bathroom say? Doodle-doodle-cock

What does a gay chicken say? Any-cock'll-do

If a chicken says cockadoodledoo, whats a prostitute say?

Anycockwilldo!

What did the rooster say when he was asked if he crowed?

"Sometimes I cock-a-doodle-doo,

sometimes I cock-a-doodle-don't."

What was the roosters favorite hair style?

The cock-a-doodle-doo.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cockadoodledoo doodle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cockadoodledoo cartwheel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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