Cockadoodledoo Jokes

Following is our collection of toque puns and axolotl one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cockadoodledoo jokes for adults, dirty wreath jokes and clean badge dad gags for kids.

The Best Cockadoodledoo Puns

The three different types of rooster

What does a rooster say?

Cock-a-doodle-doo

What does a crazy rooster say?

Doodle-doodle-cock

What does a Gay rooster say?

Any-cockle-do

What's the difference between a rooster and a nymphomaniac?

The rooster crows : **"Cock-a-doodle-doo"**

The nymphomaniac goes :**"Any-Cock-will-dooo"**

What do you call a female chicken that goes "cock-a-doodle-doo"?

A lesbi-hen

I was sick of my alarm clock so I bought a rooster...

But now I'm starting to think I got a gay rooster. Instead of saying "cock-a-doodle-doo" in the morning, he says "any-cockle-doo"

The normal chicken goes

The normal chicken goes cock-a-doodle-doo!

The retarted chicken goes doodle-doodle-cock!

The gay chicken goes any-cock-will-doo!


What do chickens say?

What do chickens say? Cock-a-doodle-doo

What does a chicken in the bathroom say? Doodle-doodle-cock

What does a gay chicken say? Any-cock'll-do

If a chicken says cockadoodledoo, whats a prostitute say?

Anycockwilldo!

What did the rooster say when he was asked if he crowed?

"Sometimes I cock-a-doodle-doo,

sometimes I cock-a-doodle-don't."

What was the roosters favorite hair style?

The cock-a-doodle-doo.

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