Cockadoodledo Jokes

Following is our collection of decide puns and insignia one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cockadoodledo jokes for adults, dirty lapel jokes and clean wreath dad gags for kids.

The Best Cockadoodledo Puns

What does a rooster say?

Cock-a-doodle-do

What does a dyslexic rooster say?

Doodle-doodle-cock

What does a gay rooster say?
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Any-cockle-do

What do you call a rooster drawing a doodle?

Cock-a-doodle-do!

What's the difference between a chick and a woman?

The chick says "cock-a-doodle-do", and the woman says " any-cock-will-do"

What's the difference between a Cockerel and a prostitute

One says Cock-a-doodle-do and the other says Any-cock'll-do

We know that the rooster says " Cock-a-doodle-do". What does the slutty chicken say? [NSFW]

Any-cock'll-do


I think the voice AI on my graphics tablet is broken

I say "Cock-a-doodle-do" and it draws me a dirty picture

What do you call a chicken drawing a sketch?

Cock-A-Doodle-do!

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