The Best 35 Cocain Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Cocain Jokes and Puns


I tried and failed to use cocaine. It kept falling off the mirror in the bathroom.

Cocaine is never a solution...

Unless it's dissolved in water.

Cocaine is god's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocain joke, Cocaine is god's way of saying you're making too much money.

My Cocaine Is So White

Police Let It Go With A Warning

How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do?

enough to kill 2 1/2 men.

How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison?

a buttload.

I tried cocaine once

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Cocain joke, I tried cocaine once

If cocaine were an old cranky man...

He'd say "blow me"!

Why did the cocaine addict come off as really up tight?

He was always turning up his nose!

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

I don't usually do cocaine...

But lets just say that I crack under pressure.

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Cocaine isnt addictive

I should know. Ive being doing it for years

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

Cocaine in school

One of the teachers at my local school for obese children, was fired today. He was fired for doing cocaine before going to work. He was ratted out by his large pupils.

Cocaine isn't addictive

I've been doing it for 5 years i would know

What is Cocaine Addiction?

Just another bump in the road

Cocain joke, What is Cocaine Addiction?

How much cocaine does it take to kill an elephant?

A trunkfull.

I don't think cocaine is all it's cracked up to be

Do you know why is cocaine white?

If you say my cocaine..

It's just Michael Caine saying his own name

How much cocaine do cryptographers use on the daily?

A few anagrams.

I have never done cocaine

but it smells amazing!

I don't like cocaine.

It blows.

The cocaine that I bought is so white..

..That the cops just let it go with a warning.

The Cocaine I bought was so white

That it's first words were: mmm, delicious quinoa, susan

My cocaine dealer is a bit over inquisitive.

He's always sticking his business in other people's noses.

How do you get a cocaine addict to check into rehab?

You gotta cokes him in

Never do cocaine with an optician...

The first line is quite big, but then the lines get smaller and smaller and smaller...


I thought that might crack you up

Cocaine is such a terrible drug

But it does smell pretty good

I have a serious cocaine problem..

I can't find my cocaine.

I've only done cocaine two times in my life..

..once for 2 years, and once for 5 years.

I don't have a cocaine addiction.

I just like the way it smells.

Cain, son of Adam, had a shit load of responsibilities.

Aside from being a farmer Cain was supposed to murder his brother and do a whole slew of other shit so that future generations could learn from his mistakes. The lord felt pity for Cain's workload and assigned another human to shoulder some of the load. He called him co-cain. Co-cain helped him get shit done.

I don't like cocaine.

I just like the smell.

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