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I tried and failed to use cocaine. It kept falling off the mirror in the bathroom.
Unless it's dissolved in water.
Police Let It Go With A Warning
enough to kill 2 1/2 men.
a buttload.
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
He'd say "blow me"!
He was always turning up his nose!
White powder!
But lets just say that I crack under pressure.
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I should know. Ive being doing it for years
Enough to kill two and a half men.
One of the teachers at my local school for obese children, was fired today. He was fired for doing cocaine before going to work. He was ratted out by his large pupils.
I've been doing it for 5 years i would know
Just another bump in the road
A trunkfull.
It's just Michael Caine saying his own name
A few anagrams.
but it smells amazing!
It blows.
..That the cops just let it go with a warning.
That it's first words were: mmm, delicious quinoa, susan
He's always sticking his business in other people's noses.
You gotta cokes him in
The first line is quite big, but then the lines get smaller and smaller and smaller...
I thought that might crack you up
But it does smell pretty good
I can't find my cocaine.
..once for 2 years, and once for 5 years.
I just like the way it smells.
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