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It's always, "Is Pepsi okay?"
So the mother goes:" i carried that child for 9 long months and gave birth to it under a lot of pain. I should keep it.
The judge asks the father if he has anything to add.
The father calmly replies:" let me explain this situation with a metaphor; if you walk up to a coca-cola machine, put in a dollar and a coke comes out, does the coke belong to you or the machine?"
But he leaves because it was just soda pressing.
The driver responds, "He, he. No officer, it's 'Hi, How are you?'"
A man comes to the shop:
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
Half an hour later he comes again:
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
An hour later he comes again:
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick!
All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz.
A little ironic considering it's a soft drink.
I hope there's no pop quiz
Cause I'm diabetic
That would be soda pressing.
soda speak.
Don't bottle up your feelings.
They ran out of Leaders.
General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50
Coca-Cola........ $1.99
Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless
Minnesotas!
Because it's a mini soda.
he'd be a bi-polar bear.
... It was just Soda Pressing
That's going to Costa lot.
They are also releasing a "Coca-Cola Ginger Zero" version, which has 0 calories, 0 carbs, and 0 soul. ;p
Idroppalotta Popoff
"Ching pong quang xin fang coca-cola."
And the barman says "A can of what?"
You dust yourself and start hugging everyone, in tears.
The journey has made you thirsty and you take a bottle of Coca-Cola.
The ambulance arrives and they bring you to the psychiatric clinic.
Were you really on the Moon?
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