The Best 45 Coca Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coca jokes. There are some coca coke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Coca Jokes and Puns

Sex with my wife has depreciated like Coca Cola

"Cocaine", "Caffeine", "Light" and now "Zero"

Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola...

It's sodapressing.

Cocaine is never a solution...

Unless it's dissolved in water.

Coca joke, Cocaine is never a solution...

Cocaine is god's way of saying you're making too much money.

Russians Hate Coca Cola

A Russian walks into a store and demands,

-- "Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca Cola."

After half an hour, the Russian returns and demands again,

-- "Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca Cola."

After one hour, he comes back for a third time and says to the shopkeeper,

-- "Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of ... Sprite. It seems Coca Cola makes me sick!"

Recycler's remorse

Crushing coca cola cans is soda pressing.

My Cocaine Is So White

Police Let It Go With A Warning

Coca joke, My Cocaine Is So White

How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do?

enough to kill 2 1/2 men.

How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison?

a buttload.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?


I'm more of a Coca-Cola person...

soda speak.

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I tried cocaine once

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

What's the difference between domestic violence and Coca Cola?

You can feel the beating, but you can't beat the feeling.

Why did the cocaine addict come off as really up tight?

He was always turning up his nose!

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

I don't usually do cocaine...

But lets just say that I crack under pressure.

Coca joke, I don't usually do cocaine...

Cocaine isnt addictive

I should know. Ive being doing it for years

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

Cocaine in school

One of the teachers at my local school for obese children, was fired today. He was fired for doing cocaine before going to work. He was ratted out by his large pupils.

Cocaine isn't addictive

I've been doing it for 5 years i would know

What is Cocaine Addiction?

Just another bump in the road

A woman who drank 10 litres of Coca Cola every day has died.

She ate a Mentos and they found her head 3 blocks away

How much cocaine does it take to kill an elephant?

A trunkfull.

Do you know why is cocaine white?

What would America do if Russia painted the moon red?

Paint Coca Cola over it in white.

A Mexican man puts two quarters and a nickel into a vending machine to buy a soda

but the price is 65 cents. Instead of dispensing the soda the machine it reads "DIME" so the man leans in and says Quiero una Coca

I just bought some Coca Cola stocks.

It's nice to have some liquid assets.

People never ask how Coca Cola is feeling

They only ask if Pepsi is okay

If you say my cocaine..

It's just Michael Caine saying his own name

How much cocaine do cryptographers use on the daily?

A few anagrams.

I have never done cocaine

but it smells amazing!

The cocaine that I bought is so white..

..That the cops just let it go with a warning.

My cocaine dealer is a bit over inquisitive.

He's always sticking his business in other people's noses.

If the coca-cola bear had random anger fits,

he'd be a bi-polar bear.

Coca Cola employees can't dance...

But they can Tango.

Never do cocaine with an optician...

The first line is quite big, but then the lines get smaller and smaller and smaller...


I thought that might crack you up

Cocaine is such a terrible drug

But it does smell pretty good

Please stop making new flavors of coca cola.

Either you put the cocaine back or leave it alone.

I have a serious cocaine problem..

I can't find my cocaine.

Why did the Coca-Cola Company go under?

They ran out of Leaders.

A long time worker at a coca cola just lost his job

He is soda pressed now.

I've only done cocaine two times in my life..

..once for 2 years, and once for 5 years.

I don't have a cocaine addiction.

I just like the way it smells.

I don't like cocaine.

I just like the smell.

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