Cobwebs Jokes
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Comical & Quirky Cobwebs Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
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Looking Good
My face in the mirror isn't wrinkled or drawn.
My house isn't dirty. The cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely and so does my lawn.
I think I might never put my glasses back on.
I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.
Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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I found a cucumber on the bathroom floor.
I looked at it, disgusted, and showed it to my wife.
I said, "Have you been m**... with this?"
"No!" she gasped.
I said, "Then why is it covered in cobwebs?"
What's pink and covered in cobwebs?
Maddie McCann's bike.
It was 90° in Florida yesterday....
Women's skirts were so short you could see their cobwebs.
I like my women like I like my cobwebs...
In the basement
NSFL: What's pink and covered in cobwebs?
Maddy's bike.
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