The Best 8 Cobwebs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cobwebs jokes. There are some cobwebs spiders jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cobwebs webs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cobwebs Jokes and Puns

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

I found a cucumber on the bathroom floor.

I looked at it, disgusted, and showed it to my wife.

I said, "Have you been masturbating with this?"

"No!" she gasped.

I said, "Then why is it covered in cobwebs?"

What's pink and covered in cobwebs?

Maddie McCann's bike.

It was 90° in Florida yesterday....

Women's skirts were so short you could see their cobwebs.

I like my women like I like my cobwebs...

In the basement


NSFL: What's pink and covered in cobwebs?

Maddy's bike.

Maize has a special property.

It has cobwebs.

I love Halloween.

All the cobwebs in my house look like decorations.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cobwebs loft jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cobwebs closet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes