Cobra Jokes

Following is our collection of rattlesnake puns and ekans one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cobra jokes for adults, dirty snake jokes and clean venomous dad gags for kids.

The Best Cobra Puns

A conversation between a cobra and a librarian





Chuck Norris got bitten by a King Cobra

And after 5 agonizing days of pain.

The cobra died

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

Have you guys heard about the cobra who couldn't raise its head off the ground?

He had reptile dysfunction.

Netflix announced another karate kid spinoff, this time the dojo trains insufferable whiney entitled children.

It's called Cobra Caillou.

If Ekans is snake backwards and Arbok is cobra backwards...

Then what *were* the Pokemon developers thinking when they named one Muk.

What's a bro's favorite snake?


Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra...

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

I just lost my job and was told I should apply for COBRA.

I said okay, but I think the G.I. Joes are going to be very disappointed in me.

Which evil villain would most likely defeat Indiana Jones?

Cobra Commander

What did the cobra say when he dropped his phone?

"That was a misnake"

What is it called if someone wears your bra?


What do you get when you cross a cobra with Michael J. Fox?

A rattlesnake.

A cobra and a librarian start a conversation

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What does a cobra say to his friends after he kills a mongoose?

"I wasn't scared at all. Without you, I wouldn't even know what a quiver is."

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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