Cobra Jokes

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Funniest Cobra Short Jokes

Short cobra jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cobra humour may include short crate jokes also.

1. What's the best Chuck Norris joke you've ever heard? My personal favorite is: chuck norris was once bitten by a cobra snake. After 3 long days of suffering, the snake died
2. Chuck Norris got bitten by a King Cobra And after 5 agonizing days of pain.
   The cobra died
3. We've all heard about Russian Roulette but how many of you have heard about Indian Roulette? They give you a flute and six large deadly cobras.
   And one of the cobras is deaf.
4. Have you guys heard about the cobra who couldn't raise its head off the ground? He had reptile dysfunction.
5. Netflix announced another karate kid spinoff, this time the dojo trains insufferable whiney entitled children. It's called Cobra Caillou.
6. Most people think rattlesnakes and cobras are very dangerous... but really, they're completely armless.
7. If Ekans is snake backwards and Arbok is cobra backwards... Then what *were* the Pokemon developers thinking when they named one Muk.
8. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
9. I just lost my job and was told I should apply for COBRA. I said okay, but I think the G.I. Joes are going to be very disappointed in me.
10. The Spitting Cobra's venom can make you go blind. What Swedish snake can help you see more clearly? The Vindshield Viper!

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Cobra One Liners

Which cobra one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cobra? I can suggest the ones about crew and chimp.

1. A conversation between a cobra and a librarian -Shhhh
   -Shhhh
   -Shhhh
   -Shhhh
   
2. How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox
3. What did the cobra say when he dropped his phone? "That was a misnake"
4. Do you know? a King Cobra's venom can kill an elephant. Thank god I am not an elephant.
5. What do you call a Cobra in a Catholic hat? Pope Nope Rope
6. What's a bro's favorite snake? cobra
7. What is it called if someone wears your bra? Cobra!!!
8. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
   After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
9. Which evil villain would most likely defeat Indiana Jones? Cobra Commander
10. Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
11. What do you get when you cross a cobra with Michael J. Fox? A rattlesnake.
12. What did the anaconda say to the cobra?
13. If Ekans is Snake backwards and Abroc is Cobra backwards... What does that say for Muk?

Cobra Kai Jokes

Here is a list of funny cobra kai jokes and even better cobra kai puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was Mr. Miyagi reluctantly allowed to do the laundry at the Cobra Kai dojo? He's Anti-Kreese.

Cheerful Cobra Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about cobra you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rapper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cobra pranks.