The Best 15 Cobra Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cobra jokes. There are some cobra ekans jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cobra venomous puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cobra Jokes and Puns

A conversation between a cobra and a librarian





Chuck Norris got bitten by a King Cobra

And after 5 agonizing days of pain.

The cobra died

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

Cobra joke, How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Have you guys heard about the cobra who couldn't raise its head off the ground?

He had reptile dysfunction.

Netflix announced another karate kid spinoff, this time the dojo trains insufferable whiney entitled children.

It's called Cobra Caillou.

If Ekans is snake backwards and Arbok is cobra backwards...

Then what *were* the Pokemon developers thinking when they named one Muk.

What's a bro's favorite snake?


Cobra joke, What's a bro's favorite snake?

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra...

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

I just lost my job and was told I should apply for COBRA.

I said okay, but I think the G.I. Joes are going to be very disappointed in me.

Which evil villain would most likely defeat Indiana Jones?

Cobra Commander

What did the cobra say when he dropped his phone?

"That was a misnake"

You can explore cobra rattlesnake reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cobra snake dad jokes. There are also cobra puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What is it called if someone wears your bra?


What do you get when you cross a cobra with Michael J. Fox?

A rattlesnake.

A cobra and a librarian start a conversation

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What does a cobra say to his friends after he kills a mongoose?

"I wasn't scared at all. Without you, I wouldn't even know what a quiver is."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cobra scorpion jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cobra asp piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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