Cobblestone Jokes

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The Best Cobblestone Puns

2 nuns take a shortcut

2 nuns are riding bicycles through the Vatican and they decide to take a shortcut down a cobblestone street. The first nun says to the second, "I've never come this way before." The second nun replies to the first, "Nor have I. It must be the cobblestones."

Two nuns are biking down a cobblestone path...

...when one nun says to the other, "I've never come this way before."
The other nun replies, "Must be the cobblestones."

A nun turns her bicycle down an unfamiliar, cobblestone lane.

"Oh, well I've never come this way before."

Two nuns are bicycling to church one morning, as they always do.

They decide to take a different route this time and eventually end up on a cobblestone road. One nun says the other, I've never come this way before. The other nun responds, must be the cobbles.

Two Nuns On Bikes

Two nuns, Maria and Angelica, are riding their bicycles on their way to work at the Vatican. They're running late, so Maria says, "I know a shortcut. Let's go down this alley." They turn right onto the alley, which soon becomes a narrow cobblestone road, with many twists and turns. Angelica remarks, "wow, I never came this way before." Maria tells her, "it's the cobblestones."


Two nuns were riding their bikes down a cobblestone street ...

... on their way to the church. One nun says to the other, "I've never come this way before." The other nun replied, "It's probably the cobblestones."

Two nuns are riding back to the church when one decides to take a shortcut.

The way that they turn down is an old cobblestone road. As they traverse the uneven surface that is rattling their teeth out, the one nun asked the other, have you come this way before? Of course! why do you think I come down here...

Two Nuns ride back to the convent.

They were riding bicycles and one nun says to the other
"I know a short cut, follow me"
The other one says
"Ive never come this way before"
The first nun looks at her and smiles
"Oh yeah girl, that's the cobblestone. "

Two Nuns

Two nuns are riding their bicycles through town, when they turn down a cobblestone street.

When they get to the other end of the street and stop, one nun says to the other I've never come this way before.

The other nun replies Yeah, it's nice isn't it?

2 nuns are riding their bikes to church

As they're riding, one nun says to the other "I've never come this way before".

The other nun turns to her and says "It's the cobblestone".

So there were two nuns and...

They were riding there bikes down an old cobblestone street, one nun said oh sister Mary Margret I've never come this way before, and sister Mary Margret replied it's the cobblestone streets.


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Stone is commonly used for manufactured things and bigger boulders than cobblestone?
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