Cobbler Jokes
29 cobbler jokes and hilarious cobbler puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cobbler that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cobbler Short Jokes
Short cobbler jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cobbler humour may include short baker jokes also.
- A priest walks into a shoemakers shope... And says to the cobbler,
"Help! My soles need heeling!" - My mate Dave's got a bad history with cobbler's and he refuses to replace his favourite shoes, despite having lots of holes in them. He said he's got *trusty-shoes...*
- In honor of Trump's last night as president, tonight I'll be making... Lame Duck A L'Orange, and for dessert, ImPEACHment Cobbler.
- I am so upset. Everything I look at turns into peach cobbler My world is crumbling around me
- A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town. People thought he was a real shoe-in.
- If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler) How do you explain Dickinson?
- I was supposed to have a date tonight... ...but she cancelled on me, saying she had to work at the convention for retired shoemakers. Sounds like a load of old cobblers!
- If you were a shoe-maker that came out with a new design called "The Gock" Would you be called "The Gock Cobbler"?
-Just thought of this today, I can't be the first. - My local cobbler broke the bottom of my shoes tryng to fix them... I guess that is his sole responsibility.
- A mate said he saw several elderly men repairing shoes in the back of a van. I reckon it's a load of old cobblers.
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Cobbler One Liners
Which cobbler one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cobbler? I can suggest the ones about cobblestones and corn on the cob.
- What did the cobbler say to get the slavs off his lawn? Shoe polish
- What's a cobbler's favorite dessert? Tear in me shoe.
- What did the lumberjack cobbler make? Wooden shoe like to know?
- What's the cobblers favorite brand of chocolate? Sneackers.
- Chris Christie's Favorite New Dessert??? Impeach Cobbler
- What did the cobbler say when he had a cold? Aaa-shoe!!!
- Did you hear about the cobbler who made a deal with the devil? He sold his sole
- A cat walked in to a cobblers.. ..SHOE!
- Why do we eat cobbler on 7/22? Because it's pretty close to pie.
- What does the cobbler do for all of his money? Invests in the Birkenstock exchange
- What is a bored cobbler's favourite Shakespeare play? Much a *shoe* about nothing.
- Why did the cobbler ask his wife to get a job? He was tired of being the sole provider!
- Did you see the film about the shoemakers? It was a bunch of cobblers.
Uplifting Cobbler Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about cobbler you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cobbler pranks.
Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone, mother would say, going upstairs.
But I couldn't help myself, I sneaked in and watched him making those s**... little peach shoes.
Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone, mother said, going upstairs.
But I couldn't help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his s**... little peach shoes, taunting.
Nobody's going to wear those, I said. They're s**....
But on he worked.
