The Best 17 Cobbler Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cobbler jokes. There are some cobbler laces jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cobbler bakers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cobbler Jokes and Puns

Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone, mother would say, going upstairs.

But I couldn't help myself, I sneaked in and watched him making those stupid little peach shoes.

A priest walks into a shoemakers shope...

And says to the cobbler,

"Help! My soles need heeling!"

Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone, mother said, going upstairs.


But I couldn't help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting.

Nobody's going to wear those, I said. They're stupid.

But on he worked.

Cobbler joke,  Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone,  mother said, going upstairs.

In honor of Trump's last night as president, tonight I'll be making...

Lame Duck A L'Orange, and for dessert, ImPEACHment Cobbler.

I am so upset. Everything I look at turns into peach cobbler

My world is crumbling around me


A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town.

People thought he was a real shoe-in.

If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler)

How do you explain Dickinson?

Cobbler joke, If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler)

What did the cobbler say to get the slavs off his lawn?

Shoe polish

What did the lumberjack cobbler make?

Wooden shoe like to know?

Chris Christie's Favorite New Dessert???

Impeach Cobbler

What's the cobblers favorite brand of chocolate?

Sneackers.

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What did the cobbler say when he had a cold?

Aaa-shoe!!!

Did you hear about the cobbler who made a deal with the devil?

He sold his sole

If you were a shoe-maker that came out with a new design called "The Gock"

Would you be called "The Gock Cobbler"?

-Just thought of this today, I can't be the first.

Why do we eat cobbler on 7/22?

Because it's pretty close to pie.

What does the cobbler do for all of his money?

Invests in the Birkenstock exchange

Cobbler joke, What does the cobbler do for all of his money?

My local cobbler broke the bottom of my shoes tryng to fix them...

I guess that is his sole responsibility.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cobbler pie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cobbler clarks piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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