Cobble Jokes
14 cobble jokes and hilarious cobble puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cobble that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Cobble Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What is a good cobble joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town.
People thought he was a real shoe-in.
2 women are going for a bike ride.
They turn down an old alley way. one woman says to the other
"I've never come this way before."
the other woman says
"yeah, i think it's the cobble stones."
What do turkeys like to walk on?
Cobble cobble cobble
Two nuns were riding though the streets
and realised they were late for church, one said to the other "I know a short cut" they zip through back streets and down a cobble stone path, the other Nun says "I've never come this way before!" The fist Nun replies "yeah, it's the cobble stones"
What did the cobbler say to get the slavs off his lawn?
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Two nuns riding through the garden of the convent...
They giggle, laugh and scream as they ride their bikes over the cobble stone paths. All of a sudden, the window of Mother Superior swings open. She shouts:" Girls! Keep it down, or I'm having the saddles re-installed!"
What's the cobblers favorite brand of chocolate?
Sneackers.
What did the cobbler say when he had a cold?
Aaa-shoe!!!
There is nothing more permanent than a temperate solution , because putting something together in a logical manner is too much work. It's easier to just cobble something together and call it a day.
Legislation, roadwork, your soul-crushing loneliness...just to name a few.
What did the corn say to the turkey?
Cob-ble, cob-ble, cob-ble
What does the cobbler do for all of his money?
Invests in the Birkenstock exchange
Why did the cobbler ask his wife to get a job?
He was tired of being the sole provider!
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Cobble One Liners
Which cobble one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cobble? I can suggest the ones about gravel and rubble.
- What do turkeys like to walk on? Cobble cobble cobble
- What did the corn say to the turkey? Cob-ble, cob-ble, cob-ble
