Following is our collection of townspeople puns and path one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cobble jokes for adults, dirty sidewalks jokes and clean cobbled street dad gags for kids.
One says I haven't come this way before.
The other says neither have I just hold on and enjoy it
Sister Mary says to Sister Francis, "I've never came this way before!"
And Sister Francis says "It must be the cobble stone street!"
People thought he was a real shoe-in.
They turn down an old alley way. one woman says to the other
"I've never come this way before."
the other woman says
"yeah, i think it's the cobble stones."
Cobble cobble cobble
and realised they were late for church, one said to the other "I know a short cut" they zip through back streets and down a cobble stone path, the other Nun says "I've never come this way before!" The fist Nun replies "yeah, it's the cobble stones"
Shoe polish
They giggle, laugh and scream as they ride their bikes over the cobble stone paths. All of a sudden, the window of Mother Superior swings open. She shouts:" Girls! Keep it down, or I'm having the saddles re-installed!"
Sneackers.
Aaa-shoe!!!
Legislation, roadwork, your soul-crushing loneliness...just to name a few.
Cob-ble, cob-ble, cob-ble
Invests in the Birkenstock exchange
There is an abundance of shortcut jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes and cobble puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any stone witze you can hear about cobble.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.