Cobble Jokes
15 cobble jokes and hilarious cobble puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cobble that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cobble Short Jokes
Short cobble jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cobble humour may include short pebble jokes also.
- Two nuns went for a bike ride and ride down a cobble stone street One says I haven't come this way before.
The other says neither have I just hold on and enjoy it - Two nuns... Are cycling the cobbles streets of Paris together.
One turns to the other and says, I've never come this way before .
The other replies, Neither have I but it feels great! - Two nuns riding Down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "I've never come this way before." The other nun replies, "neither have i, it's probably the cobbles."
- Two nuns are riding their bikes through a scenic cobbled street… One turns to the other smiling and asks Have you ever come this way before? The other nodded and said It's the cobblestones!
- 2 nuns cycle down a cobbled street. One let's out a cry and says "I've never come this way before." The other one says, "you wouldn't normally but there's a diversion around some road works."
- Two women bicycling Two women in France were bicycling towards town along a cobbled-s**... path. One woman said, "I've never come this way before." The other said "It's the cobblestones"
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Cobble One Liners
Which cobble one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cobble? I can suggest the ones about gravel and rubble.
- What do turkeys like to walk on? Cobble cobble cobble
- What did the corn say to the turkey? Cob-ble, cob-ble, cob-ble
Silly & Ridiculous Cobble Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about cobble you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boulder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cobble pranks.
Sister Mary and Sister Francis are riding their bikes from the vestibule to the rectory....
Sister Mary says to Sister Francis, "I've never came this way before!"
And Sister Francis says "It must be the cobble stone street!"
A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town.
People thought he was a real shoe-in.
2 women are going for a bike ride.
They turn down an old alley way. one woman says to the other
"I've never come this way before."
the other woman says
"yeah, i think it's the cobble stones."
Two nuns were riding though the streets
and realised they were late for church, one said to the other "I know a short cut" they zip through back streets and down a cobble stone path, the other Nun says "I've never come this way before!" The fist Nun replies "yeah, it's the cobble stones"
What did the cobbler say to get the slavs off his lawn?
Two nuns riding through the garden of the convent...
They giggle, laugh and scream as they ride their bikes over the cobble stone paths. All of a sudden, the window of Mother Superior swings open. She shouts:" Girls! Keep it down, or I'm having the saddles re-installed!"
What's the cobblers favorite brand of chocolate?
Sneackers.
What did the cobbler say when he had a cold?
Aaa-shoe!!!
There is nothing more permanent than a temperate solution , because putting something together in a logical manner is too much work. It's easier to just cobble something together and call it a day.
Legislation, roadwork, your soul-crushing loneliness...just to name a few.
What does the cobbler do for all of his money?
Invests in the Birkenstock exchange
