The Best 13 Cobble Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cobble jokes. There are some cobble path jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cobble cobbled street puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cobble Jokes and Puns

Two nuns went for a bike ride and ride down a cobble stone street

One says I haven't come this way before.
The other says neither have I just hold on and enjoy it

Sister Mary and Sister Francis are riding their bikes from the vestibule to the rectory....

Sister Mary says to Sister Francis, "I've never came this way before!"
And Sister Francis says "It must be the cobble stone street!"

A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town.

People thought he was a real shoe-in.

Cobble joke, A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town.

2 women are going for a bike ride.

They turn down an old alley way. one woman says to the other

"I've never come this way before."

the other woman says

"yeah, i think it's the cobble stones."

What do turkeys like to walk on?

Cobble cobble cobble


Two nuns were riding though the streets

and realised they were late for church, one said to the other "I know a short cut" they zip through back streets and down a cobble stone path, the other Nun says "I've never come this way before!" The fist Nun replies "yeah, it's the cobble stones"

What did the cobbler say to get the slavs off his lawn?

Shoe polish

Cobble joke, What did the cobbler say to get the slavs off his lawn?

Two nuns riding through the garden of the convent...

They giggle, laugh and scream as they ride their bikes over the cobble stone paths. All of a sudden, the window of Mother Superior swings open. She shouts:" Girls! Keep it down, or I'm having the saddles re-installed!"

What's the cobblers favorite brand of chocolate?

Sneackers.

What did the cobbler say when he had a cold?

Aaa-shoe!!!

There is nothing more permanent than a temperate solution , because putting something together in a logical manner is too much work. It's easier to just cobble something together and call it a day.

Legislation, roadwork, your soul-crushing loneliness...just to name a few.

You can explore cobble townspeople reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cobble sidewalks dad jokes. There are also cobble puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What did the corn say to the turkey?

Cob-ble, cob-ble, cob-ble

What does the cobbler do for all of his money?

Invests in the Birkenstock exchange

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cobble shortcut jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cobble stone piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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