Cobalt Jokes

Following is our collection of chlorine puns and technetium one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cobalt jokes for adults, dirty anion jokes and clean helium dad gags for kids.

The Best Cobalt Puns

I dreamt of a cobalt blue pig last night.

When I woke up I realized that it was just a pigment of my imagination.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do you get when you mix an atom of cobalt, an atom of vanadium, and two atoms of iron?


What did the Cobalt Tungsten say to the farmer?

Iodine Molybdate

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