The Best 43 Cobain Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Cobain Jokes and Puns
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana.
..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.
TIL Kurt Cobain didn't have a license.
He preferred riding shotgun
Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?
...the guy likes his power chords too much.
Did you know Kurt Cobain had really bad dandruff?
They found his Head & Shoulders behind the sofa.
I just finished watching the Curt Cobain documentary...
It ended with a bang.
Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."
By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."
What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?
The safety.
Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff?
They found his Head and Shoulders everywhere.
(This is a cruel and unoriginal joke, but I thought I'd share it.)
I recently saw the documentary about Kurt Cobain
I thought that it was mind-blowing.
Rock stars & earrings
Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth.
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What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?
A shotgun mic!
Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.
As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"
Musicians are lauded for baring their souls to the world...
...but Kurt Cobain bared his brains, too.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Kurt Cobain?
Hitler had a reason to kill himself.
How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?
With a mop.
How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?
A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
I love open-minded people.
Like JFK and Kurt Cobain.
Say what you will about Kurt Cobain
But he was certainly very open-minded.
Kurt Cobain tried to learn a new instrument...
He chose the shotgun, but it just went in one ear and out the other.
In the words of Kurt Cobain
Check this sweet no scope
Did you know Kurt Cobain constantly criticized other musicians and bands?
He was always shooting his mouth off.
What do Kurt Cobain and Flint, Michigan have in common?
They both overdosed on lead.
My friend wants to look more like Kurt Cobain.
I'm getting him a shotgun for Christmas.
I feel like Kurt Cobain was lying in 'Come As You Are'
He obviously had a gun.
What do Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common?
They both used their brains to paint a ceiling
Why was Kurt Cobain depressed at 13?
Midlife Crisis.
"Love your next one like yourself. "
-Kurt Cobain
What do Jesus, Kurt Cobain and Trump have in common?
A hole.
Jesus in his hands, Kurt Cobain in his head and Trump is digging one for America.
What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and Harriet Tubman?
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves.
What do Nine Inch Nails and Kurt Cobain have in common?
Head like a hole
Why didn't Nirvana do many interviews?
Because Kurt Cobain was always shooting his mouth off.
Why can't you tell secrets to Kurt Cobain?
Because he's dead.
Did you know Kurt Cobain always sat in the same spot on the Nirvana tour bus?
Apparently he always called shotgun.
Fun fact: Gauge Theory is the instantaneous rate of change calculated off a pre established baseline. A 12 gauge is how Kurt Cobain died.
Curt Cobain must have had ADHD
Because his mind was all over the place
I like music by underground artists
Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.
How do you know Kurt Cobain was using anti-dandruff shampoo?
His head and shoulders were all over the wall.
Kurt Cobain hated Smells Like Teen Spirit so much...
He killed the songwriter
You know what they say in Seattle, if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes...
then shoot yourself in the face.
R.I.P. Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain was an example of using opportunity.
He got his big shot, and didn't miss.
I like to think of Kurt Cobain as the 'Michelangelo' of Rock
Although he had a different approach to painting ceilings.
Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain really did have so much in common.
Because both were successful punk rockers, who are most well known for killing Kurt Cobain.
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