Cobain Jokes

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The Best Cobain Puns

Why was Kurt Cobain depressed at 13?

Midlife Crisis.

Did you know Kurt Cobain had really bad dandruff?

They found his Head & Shoulders behind the sofa.

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

I love open-minded people.

Like JFK and Kurt Cobain.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana.

..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.

What do Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common?

They both used their brains to paint a ceiling

What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

...the guy likes his power chords too much.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Kurt Cobain hated Smells Like Teen Spirit so much...

He killed the songwriter

I like to think of Kurt Cobain as the 'Michelangelo' of Rock

Although he had a different approach to painting ceilings.

What do Kurt Cobain and Flint, Michigan have in common?

They both overdosed on lead.

Kurt Cobain was an example of using opportunity.

He got his big shot, and didn't miss.

You know what they say in Seattle, if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes...

then shoot yourself in the face.

R.I.P. Kurt Cobain

Did you know Kurt Cobain constantly criticized other musicians and bands?

He was always shooting his mouth off.

My friend wants to look more like Kurt Cobain.

I'm getting him a shotgun for Christmas.

TIL Kurt Cobain didn't have a license.

He preferred riding shotgun

Why didn't Nirvana do many interviews?

Because Kurt Cobain was always shooting his mouth off.

In the words of Kurt Cobain

Check this sweet no scope

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What do Nine Inch Nails and Kurt Cobain have in common?

Head like a hole

Kurt Cobain tried to learn a new instrument...

He chose the shotgun, but it just went in one ear and out the other.

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Kurt Cobain?

Hitler had a reason to kill himself.

Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama.

As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"

I recently saw the documentary about Kurt Cobain

I thought that it was mind-blowing.

How do you know Kurt Cobain was using anti-dandruff shampoo?

His head and shoulders were all over the wall.

I like music by underground artists

Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.

Curt Cobain must have had ADHD

Because his mind was all over the place

Fun fact: Gauge Theory is the instantaneous rate of change calculated off a pre established baseline. A 12 gauge is how Kurt Cobain died.

Did you know Kurt Cobain always sat in the same spot on the Nirvana tour bus?

Apparently he always called shotgun.

Why can't you tell secrets to Kurt Cobain?

Because he's dead.

What do Jesus, Kurt Cobain and Trump have in common?

A hole.

Jesus in his hands, Kurt Cobain in his head and Trump is digging one for America.

"Love your next one like yourself. "

-Kurt Cobain

I feel like Kurt Cobain was lying in 'Come As You Are'

He obviously had a gun.

Say what you will about Kurt Cobain

But he was certainly very open-minded.

Musicians are lauded for baring their souls to the world...

...but Kurt Cobain bared his brains, too.

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

Rock stars & earrings

Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth.

Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff?

They found his Head and Shoulders everywhere.

(This is a cruel and unoriginal joke, but I thought I'd share it.)

I just finished watching the Curt Cobain documentary...

It ended with a bang.

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