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Midlife Crisis.
They found his Head & Shoulders behind the sofa.
By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."
Like JFK and Kurt Cobain.
The wall behind him.
With a mop.
..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.
They both used their brains to paint a ceiling
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves.
...the guy likes his power chords too much.
A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
He killed the songwriter
Although he had a different approach to painting ceilings.
They both overdosed on lead.
He got his big shot, and didn't miss.
then shoot yourself in the face.
R.I.P. Kurt Cobain
He was always shooting his mouth off.
I'm getting him a shotgun for Christmas.
He preferred riding shotgun
Because Kurt Cobain was always shooting his mouth off.
Check this sweet no scope
The safety.
Head like a hole
He chose the shotgun, but it just went in one ear and out the other.
Hitler had a reason to kill himself.
As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"
I thought that it was mind-blowing.
His head and shoulders were all over the wall.
Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.
Because his mind was all over the place
Apparently he always called shotgun.
Because he's dead.
A hole.
Jesus in his hands, Kurt Cobain in his head and Trump is digging one for America.
-Kurt Cobain
He obviously had a gun.
But he was certainly very open-minded.
...but Kurt Cobain bared his brains, too.
A shotgun mic!
Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth.
They found his Head and Shoulders everywhere.
(This is a cruel and unoriginal joke, but I thought I'd share it.)
It ended with a bang.
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