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Coathanger Jokes

8 coathanger jokes and hilarious coathanger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coathanger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Quirky and Hilarious Coathanger Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What is a good coathanger joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I accidentally locked my key in my car in front of an abortion clinic...

They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.

I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic

They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What is in the r**...'s toolkit?

- duct tape
- WD40
- Coathanger
These solve every problem around the house and in the family.

Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant.

The coathanger still got him in the end.

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

I have always hated shopping for clothes because my mom would always hit me alot with a coathanger as a child

Then i was born


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