Coathanger Jokes

Following is our collection of hang puns and closet one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Coathanger jokes for adults, dirty nsfl jokes and clean wardrobe dad gags for kids.

The Best Coathanger Puns

I accidentally locked my keys in my car in front of an abortion clinic...

They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.

Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant.

The coathanger still got him in the end.

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

I have always hated shopping for clothes because my mom would always hit me alot with a coathanger as a child

Then i was born


What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

The stock market has rebounded solidly since the news of Trump's win

...led by the surging coathanger manufacturing sector.

I locked my keys in my car yesterday.

Even worse, it was outside an abortion clinic.

I had to go in and ask for a coathanger.

What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ?

When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.

There is an abundance of hung jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes and coathanger puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any cupboard witze you can hear about coathanger.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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