The Best 9 Coathanger Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coathanger jokes. There are some coathanger closet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coathanger wardrobe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Coathanger Jokes and Puns

I accidentally locked my keys in my car in front of an abortion clinic...

They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.

Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant.

The coathanger still got him in the end.

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

I have always hated shopping for clothes because my mom would always hit me alot with a coathanger as a child

Then i was born

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

The stock market has rebounded solidly since the news of Trump's win

...led by the surging coathanger manufacturing sector.

I locked my keys in my car yesterday.

Even worse, it was outside an abortion clinic.

I had to go in and ask for a coathanger.

What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ?

When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the coathanger hung jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working coathanger cupboard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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