Coat Hanger Jokes
47 coat hanger jokes and hilarious coat hanger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coat hanger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Coat Hanger Short Jokes
Short coat hanger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coat hanger humour may include short hanger jokes also.
- What do locking your keys in the car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common? Both are easily fixed with a coat hanger.
- i hate how my mom keeps babying me... just last week she tried to kill me with a coat hanger.
- the most awkward time in my life Was when I locked my keys in my car and had to walk into the nearby abortion clinic to ask to borrow a coat hanger.
- Why did the blonde keep coat hangers under her seat? In case she locks her keys in her car.
- Millenials are Killing the Coat Hanger Industry more than half of them support legal abortions.
- I was trying to make a joke about coat hanger abortion with my mom I was just having a poke at it.
- So my mom was poking me with a coat hanger. I told her to stop, and she didn't, so I asked why she was poking me and she said "because I should have done it 16 years ago"
- My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw...
She must think I'm made of coat hangers. - Coat hanger and hat are in the closet Their owner comes and grabs the hat. The hat shouts: You hang here, I'll go on a head!
- I think I was an unwanted child I'm 36 years old and my mother is still chasing me around with a coat hanger
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Coat Hanger One Liners
Which coat hanger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coat hanger? I can suggest the ones about hanging picture and clothes line.
- What brings out your inner kid? A coat hanger.
- I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift
- What do you call a depressed butler? A coat hanger.
- What's something a coat hanger steals? Babies
- I Support a Woman's Right to Choose Between the Staircase and a Coat hanger
- Did you see the new abortion movie? I hear it's a real coat hanger
- What is mother-approved and child-tested? Coat-Hanger Abortions
- What can you buy for a dollar? A coat hanger abortion.
- i found a coat hanger in ladies' bathroom. i wonder who had an abortion.
- Why is safe s**... a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms.
Playful Coat Hanger Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about coat hanger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hanging from ceiling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coat hanger pranks.
Two blondes were shopping at the mall.
When they were done, they went out to their car, an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car.
So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock.
The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, "Hurry, hurry! It's going to rain and we left the top down!"
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"
Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
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There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car.
The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?"
The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in."
The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?"
The other one answered," No, people will think we're too s**... to use the coat hanger."
The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
Car Keys
Tom and Barney got out and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key from the ignition.
Realizing their mistake, Tom asked, "Why don't we use a coat hanger to open it?"
"No, that won't work," answered Barney. "People will think we're trying to break in."
So Tom suggested, "What if we use a pocketknife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in, and pull up the lock?"
"No," said Barney. "People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger."
"Well," sighed Tom, "we'd better thing of something quick. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"
A Blond walks into a gas station...
and asks the employee: "I locked my keys in the car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"
Ten minutes later a trucker comes in and can't stop laughing. So the employee asks him why he is laughing. The trucker says: "There is a Blond who tries to open her car with a coat hanger!" The employee: "So what? This could happen to anyone." Trucker: "Sure, but usually there isn't another Blond in the car who yells: a little more right / a little more left! "
Useless in the Parking Lot
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter.
When returning to her car she found that she had locked herkeys in the car. She was in a hurry to get home to her sick daughter.
She didn't know what to do, so she called her home and told the baby sitter what had happened and that she did not know what to do. The baby sitter told her that her daughter was getting worse.
She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car.
Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."
So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.
The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful.
The man got out of his car and asked her if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said, "Sure". He walked over to the car, and in less than one minute the car was opened.
She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank you so much! You are a very nice man."
The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour."
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God!
"You even sent me a Professional!"
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What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ?
When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the w**....
My would-be brother died because of a coat hanger.
Just kidding he didn't decide his gender yet.
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The cheapest abortion is
To push the lady down the stairs.. I can't afford too many coat hangers.
Two blondes are locked out of their car...
The first blonde is trying to unlock the car using a coat hanger. The second says to the first "hurry up! It looks like it's going to rain and the top's down!"
Customer at the hardware store deciding on a coat hanger
Floor worker: "Would you like a screw for that?"
Customer: "No thanks, I'll pay cash."
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Another Blonde Joke
Two blondes stood by a car in which they had accidentally locked the key.
We need to get in there, says the first blonde. Why don't we use a coat hanger to slide the lock open?
No, says the second. People'd think we're trying to steal the car.
I have a pair of scissors, says the first. We could use it to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock."
No, they'd just say we're too s**... to use a coat hanger.
Well, we'd better think of something fast, sighed the first blonde. It's starting to rain and all the car windows are open.
A blonde walked into a gas station...
A blonde walked into a gas station and told the manager, "I locked my keys in my car and I was wondering if you had a coat hanger I could stick through the window and unlock the door."
"Why, sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially for that."
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing. He heard another voice. "No, no, a little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
Wife: "Get me a coat hanger, I don't want the baby anymore."
Hubby: "Are you crazy? It's too late for that! May I remind you our child has already been born?"
Wife: "It's not too late to let it play with the wall socket."
With the likelihood of Roe v. Wade being overturned abortion provides should start diversifying.
Product development idea: Planned Parenthood brand coat hangers
Hate it when you're looking through your room and can't find a coat hanger
You have to go all the way to the doctors to get an abortion
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There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car...
The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?"
The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in."
The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?"
The other one answered," No, people will think we're too s**... to use the coat hanger."
The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
