Coastline Jokes
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Coastline Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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The stormy seafarer
One stormy evening, a seafarer was thrown overboard whilst passing through the strait of Dover. As luck would have it, the ocean currents pulled him unconscious to the English coastline, where he was found and revived by a man adorned in a cape, deerstalker hat and smoking a pipe.
When coming to and looking up, bleary eyed at the great, chalky White cliffs before him. The man exclaimed "What on earth is that wonderful rock formation", and his saviour replied "why, it's sedimentary my dear flotsam".
The council have started asking people what they think of their plans to build a wind turbine off the local coastline.
I'm not a big fan.
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