Coastguard Jokes

Following is our collection of cruise puns and maritime one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Coastguard jokes for adults, dirty guard jokes and clean haff dad gags for kids.

The Best Coastguard Puns

A Man is sinking at sea...

In the state of emergency, he follows routine and calls the local coastguard:

''Help, I'm sinking! I'm sinking!''

The German on the other side quickly replies:

''Yes yes, but vat are you sinking about?!''

An english boat in german waters

An english boat is sailing in German waters and the captain says to the coastguards "I'm sinking I'm sinking!". And the coastguard says "What are you sinking about?"

My pregnant, coastguard, friend has had an amazing early Christmas present today

She's had a little buoy

"Mayday mayday, we are sinking"

German coastguard:

"What are you thzinkin' about?"

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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