Coaster Jokes
55 coaster jokes and hilarious coaster puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coaster that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these hilarious coaster jokes about roller coasters and chairlifts! Whether you're looking for a good laugh about a roller coaster, chairlift, or toboggan, these coaster jokes will have you in stitches!
Funniest Coaster Short Jokes
Short coaster jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coaster humour may include short steamroller jokes also.
- Why wouldn't the skeleton ride any roller coasters? He just didn't have the stomach for them.
- What do English speakers yell when they're on a rollercoaster? Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
What do Spanish speakers yell when they're on a roller coaster?
Nosotros!!!!! - I find that most women are like roller coasters... They won't let me on them because I'm too fat.
- I was at an amusement park with my friends. They all said the invisible roller coaster was great, but I didn't see the attraction.
- What's the best place to propose to a French person? At the top of a roller coaster so on the way down they say wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- Women are like roller coasters. ##
I tend to observe them from a safe distance, and I'll never go on a big one. - Did you hear about the new Roller Coaster at Disney World Florida? It's called the Coronacoaster. It just keeps going up and up until everyone on it dies.
- Love is like a roller-coaster It'll seem scary at first, it's happens fast, it has its ups, it has its downs, but what's most important is that you meet it's size restrictions.
- I invited two people from the US Coast over for coffee. They left stains all over my coffee table.
I expected them 2 US coasters
This joke still needs some work... - Women say size isn't important. Try telling that to a midget that wants to go on a roller coaster.
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Coaster One Liners
Which coaster one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coaster? I can suggest the ones about carnival ride and roller.
- What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!
- What do Spanish speakers scream on a roller-coaster? Nosotros...
- Life with me is like a roller coaster. There's a weight limit.
- What did the reindeer say on the Roller coaster ? Hold on for deer life!!!
- Did you know Helen Keller had a roller coaster? You didn't? Neither did she
- Which Thrill Ride Does A Wine Glass Like To Go On The Most? A Coaster
- Why can't you use the Bible as a coaster? Because the Bible story doesn't hold water.
- Do the french like roller coasters? Weee weee
- What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster? His upper lip.
- Why didn't the Rooster go on the Roller Coaster? He was chicken...
- What does an Indian-American say after riding a roller coaster? I'm Desi.
- What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters? Weeeeeeeee!!!
- Man Gets Killed by Roller Coaster at Cedar Point
- I hate hearing jokes about midgets and roller coasters. They usually come up short.
- Where do drinks go on vacation? Coaster Rica
Roller Coaster Jokes
Here is a list of funny roller coaster jokes and even better roller coaster puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What does riding a roller coaster have in common with breeding rabbits? They are both hare raising.
- Me and John went on a roller coaster As we are about to hit the loop-de-loop he looked at me and asked "do you think we will fall out?" "No." I said. "We have been mates for years."
- Recently, a kid was decapitated by a roller coaster while trying to retrieve a hat Turns out he didn't need it after all
- "You heard about the lady who died riding a roller coaster?" "What? How?"
"Apparently the acceleration was too much for her."
"Gees."
"Exactly." - Women are like roller coasters Women are like roller coasters, they have their ups and downs but in the end you always finish riding way to early.
- Daniel Gabriel gets in line for a roller coaster... ... the attendant says, "sorry, but you must be a bit taller to ride."
"It's okay, I'm *Fahrenheit*," replied Daniel Gabriel. - She asked if I liked my job after I told her I'm a roller coaster mechanic... "It has its ups and downs," I said.
- Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself. - How did the roller coaster parks decide on the acceptable height for children to ride? Experience.
- What's the fastest ride at the carnival? You would think it would be the roller coaster.
But really the carousel has the most horse power.
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What funny jokes about coaster you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ferris wheel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coaster pranks.
My first time having s**... was like a roller coaster.
I was terrified, I screamed until it was completely over, and at the end my Dad showed me the pictures of our experience.
On the day of Michael Jackson's death
The two paramedics arrive at Neverland Ranch to find Michael unconscious and not breathing.
The rookie says to the veteran "What should we try first?"
"I reckon the roller coaster."
Having s**... with me is a lot like riding a roller coaster
It's over in about a minute and makes you want to v**...
A guy orders a beer at the bar.
The bartender puts the beer pint in front of him with the coaster under the glass.
Guy drinks his beer and orders another one, the bartender picks up the beer glass but doesn't find a coaster and thinks nothing of it and serves the guy another round.
A few rounds like that and the guy orders another beer but the bartender not having any coasters near him just serves the beer without the coaster.
The guy goes:
"What, no biscuit this time?"
What type of roller coaster goes through the Bronx?
The type where people scream in the flat parts.
-j**... Seinfeld
What's the difference between a p**... and a roller coaster?
You have to be a over 5ft to ride a roller coaster
I think it's weird that county fairs are being cancelled.
Don't get me wrong, I think it's a *good* idea, but... I just figured that anyone who isn't afraid to hop onto a 60-year-old rusty roller coaster, that gets disassembled and reassembled 22 times a year by a traveling m**... head with an allen wrench, while eating a deep fried stick of butter, wouldn't give a c**... about Covid.
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Mother: Why didnt you use a coaster
